[dkstories] You might be a sailor if...

[dkstories]

I came up with these during a chat with some people and thought I'd share them...

 

 

If there's boot prints on the bulkhead, and you're thinking it's a good day at sea, you might be a sailor.

 

If there's greenwater coming over the bow, or even better the O-3 level forward, and you're saying it's a Damn Fine Navy Day, you might be a sailor.

 

 

If someone says "We're sailing into the storm of the century, and you're grinnin...you might be a sailor"

 

If someone asks you who Davey Jones is, and you say he's the guy at the bottom of the ocean with a locker, you might a sailor...

 

...If you say he's the guy who went back in time, you're a danimal.

 

And if you say Brian's soulmate - you're a romantic danimal. (attributed to Trebs)

 

(oh, and trebs, those pictures of me, my addresses and secret e-mail addresses are to remain private!)

[primewordsmith]

I came up with these during a chat with some people and thought I'd share them...

 

 

...If you say he's the guy who went back in time, you're a danimal.

 

And if you say Brian's soulmate - you're a romantic danimal.  (attributed to Trebs)

 

(oh, and trebs, those pictures of me, my addresses and secret e-mail addresses are to remain private!)

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Pictures, pictures? of the Great Tease Himself? to remain private ??

 

AAAAAHHHHHHH SOB!!!!

 

*quivers and shakes with great despondency*

 

a sobbing danimal

[Trebs]

Do I hear one dollar?

 

One dollar? Good

 

Two dollars? Anyone for two?...

 

 

[primewordsmith]

Do I hear one dollar?

 

One dollar?  Good

 

Two dollars?  Anyone for two?...

 

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Ahhh So.

 

Certain Oriental Gentleman :businesssmiley: wanna know how many pictures for two dollar?

 

Hmmm??