Australia is Dangerous

[JamesSavik]

[Tristan]

awwh its not that bad living here, except for the heat, the giant spiders and the lack of water. And Danni Minogue is no problem - all you need is something hot and she will start to melt

[JamesSavik]

What about sharks with frickin' lasers!?

[Cia]

I'd be more concerned about the maneating koalas. I mean, sure, laser targeting sharks, make something more deadly just that more accurate, bad yeah. But those dang sneaky koalas, looking all cuddly and cute just luring you in and then... BAM there goes the dangly bits!

[Bleu]

I agree with Cia: the man-eating koalas are the scariest of all. A bit like a care-bear turning into a gremlin... with teeth.

Oh, wait! No heavy-weight champion kangaroos?

[hh5]

hehehe, hey they still shout "shrimp on the barbie"

 

everywhere is dangerous anywhere else too ... just stay in that spot call nothing to be safe

 

hey bloopy you worried about being mug by a kangaroo? like what else do they hide in that pouch

certainly not condoms

[Graeme]

What about sharks with frickin' lasers!?

The smart sharks don't come to Australia. They've read the research and know that more Australians eat sharks than sharks eat Australians

[Tommy_B]

What about these two bad boys.

 

 

[Fishwings]

IRUUUKANNNJIIII D::!!!

 

Why is Danni Minogue dangerous?

[wildone]

I wouldn't worry about any of those

 

 

 

This is what you should be afraid of, be really afraid

[KJames]

What about these two bad boys.

 

 

 

Izzata Duck-billed Playtpus and a Tasmanian Devil?

[Phantom]

The last one looks like me when I get up in the morning before my coffee

[KJames]

The last one looks like me when I get up in the morning before my coffee

 

Are you sure? I don't think anyone who's 23 could look like that...

[Tommy_B]

Izzata Duck-billed Playtpus and a Tasmanian Devil?

 

Yuppers.....

 

If you look at the foot of the platypus you can see his barb that has venom in it and the taz devil has them lovely teeth.

 

But I like this taz even better.

 

[KJames]

Yuppers.....

 

If you look at the foot of the platypus you can see his barb that has venom in it and the taz devil has them lovely teeth.

 

But I like this taz even better.

 

 

I've got a matted, framed cell of this guy on my hallway wall!

[Bumblebee]

you forgot about the quokkas on rotto!!!!! now they are cute and evil