Anyone up for a little fun?

[ricky]

I thought this might be a really fun challenge.

 

Topic: If Dr Seuss Wrote Gay Romance.

 

Any takers?

[JamesSavik]

green eggs and rainbow ham?

[ricky]

green eggs and rainbow ham?

 

I think that I'd like the cold rainbow spam

Especially on Luke or on Jer or on Cam.

All covered in sauce, the home made sweet kind

I might even sneak up on him, from way off behind.

My tongue is quite talented, you can ask it of him

as I tickle his toes while doing his rim.

 

So rainbow spam? I'd do it like that!

While rubbing my meat well down in his crack.

[Tipdin]

Wow. I would like to have seen my mother read THAT version to me!

[ricky]

Wow. I would like to have seen my mother read THAT version to me!

 

Wouldn't we all!

 

Your turn . . .

[Hamen Cheese]

The Matt in the Hat?

[ricky]

The Matt in the Hat?

 

Or maybe a pat on mat's back. Or he spat in Matt's Crack

 

Go for it, run with it.

[Hylas]

The Matt in the Hat and Pat the Silly Twat

 

Matt met Pat at the bus stop

Matt with a hat on top

And Pat sucking on a lollipop

 

With a lascivious wink

Matt fancied the twink

They agreed to meet for a drink

 

Matt took Pat to his flat

Matt wanted a little chat

And to pat Pat's bat and the you-know-what

 

Matt sat Pat on the mat

Pat took out his bat

Mat took off his hat

 

"Oh Matt, keep the hat

I like it there to look at

While we do the you-know-what"

 

"Oh Pat, you are such a twat

The hat makes me look fat

Now quit acting like a spoiled brat"

 

"Oh Matt, you silly rat

The hat doesn't make you look fat

But I don't like being called a twat."

 

So with a fist on Matt's face

They tearfully parted ways

From the tragic little spat

 

Fickle ickle fate

A sad ending to our date

And the hat really didn't make him look fat

[ricky]

The Matt in the Hat and Pat the Silly Twat

 

Matt met Pat at the bus stop

Matt with a hat on top

And Pat sucking on a lollipop

 

With a lascivious wink

Matt fancied the twink

They agreed to meet for a drink

 

Matt took Pat to his flat

Matt wanted a little chat

And to pat Pat's bat and the you-know-what

 

Matt sat Pat on the mat

Pat took out his bat

Mat took off his hat

 

"Oh Matt, keep the hat

I like it there to look at

While we do the you-know-what"

 

"Oh Pat, you are such a twat

The hat makes me look fat

Now quit acting like a spoiled brat"

 

"Oh Matt, you silly rat

The hat doesn't make you look fat

But I don't like being called a twat."

 

So with a fist on Matt's face

They tearfully parted ways

From the tragic little spat

 

Fickle ickle fate

A sad ending to our date

And the hat really didn't make him look fat

 

OMG, well that was a ride. lol

 

Well done, I'm just glad that didn't turn into scat in the hat.

lol

Cheers