A wise man...

[JamesSavik]

...never gives a kid or a cat an interactive toy that makes noise. They will drive you insane with it.

 

...assumes that anyone on the net claiming to be under 18 is actually Chris Hanson.

[DragonMando]

...knows that MMORPG doesn't mean Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game, bur rather Many Men Online Role Playing GIrls

[Skyline]

...knows that MMORPG doesn't mean Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game, bur rather Many Men Online Role Playing GIrls

 

LOL, soo true

[JamesSavik]

...knows better than to masturbate in the same room with a kitten.

 

[DragonMando]

...knows better than to attempt civil conversation with his mother pre-coffee

[John Doe]

...knows that MMORPG doesn't mean Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game, bur rather Many Men Online Role Playing GIrls

 

 

I got a similar one to this....

 

knows that all women and girls on chat or role playing games are men, and that anyone under the age of 18 are the cops.

 

(This is the version I heard)

[Bumblebee]

... knows to ask women when he needs to know wise things

Edited September 19, 2010 by Bumblebee

[hh5]

... knows when 1/2 the bottle is gone ... anything could be asked

 

.. .knows when the bottle is empty ... replace the bottle or be hit with an empty bottle

[JamesSavik]

...knows how to change diapers but is slick enough to never actually have to.

[Hamen Cheese]

... knows when to keep quiet when passing gas.