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This went around the office today. I think my favorite so far...

 

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This went around the office today. I think my favorite so far...post-948-0-38413700-1306196648_thumb.jpg(Click for full size.)

 

That's funny!

Oh! An update:

 

Preacher says he was 5 months off, Judgment Day will occur in October

 

ALAMEDA, CALIF.—California preacher Harold Camping said Monday his prophecy that the world would end was off by five months because Judgment Day actually will come on October 21.

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Oh! An update:

 

Preacher says he was 5 months off, Judgment Day will occur in October

 

ALAMEDA, CALIF.—California preacher Harold Camping said Monday his prophecy that the world would end was off by five months because Judgment Day actually will come on October 21.

I saw this one coming a mile away...

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So plans go forward for James's "After Rapture Looting Party". Just delayed 5 months. LOL
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I heard this morning that the day of Rapture is rescheduled for October 12, 2011.

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http://abcnews.go.co...ctober-13672397

 

This old fart doesn't look like he'll make it to October.

 

Isn't it time for him to take his medication, hitch up his diaper and STFU?

 

 

Long past time.

 

It's amazing that those who preach or follow this doctrine NEVER wonder if they're good enough to make the cut, themselves.

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I heard this morning that the day of Rapture is rescheduled for October 12, 2011.

 

Evidently he did the math wrong. You'd think God would pick a spokesman with some reasonable analytical skills.

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I heard this morning that the day of Rapture is rescheduled for October 12, 2011.

 

daymn.... well I better celebrate my birthday early then :P

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Actually 21st October was always on his predictions; 21st May was the Rapture, 21st October was the apocalypse...apparently he's not just decided to merge the two...No doubt the delaying of the rapture is because God appreciated their faith so much he decided to hold off so that they could 'save' more people :)

 

The wonderful thing about faith; it can delay the apocalypse over and over again...

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Dang. I had a spot cleared and dusted for a nice 72 inch LED flat screen TV that I was going to pick up at the Left Behind looting sale. Guess I will have to wait till 2012 now.

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zzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzZZzzzzzzZZZZZzzz....

 

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

 

zzzzzzzzzzzzz...........

 

oh. world is still here.

 

life goes on.

 

and in other news, water is discovered as wet, fire hot, snow is cold, and the sky is blue. Oh, also 1 + 1 = 2.

 

More details at 11.

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