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Hey Qtee, Sorry man i'm confused, which one did you write? Its my mistake and i'll make it up to you , really sorry man, *hugs* :boy:

 

 

 

 

Forget Trevor, what about me?<_<

 

I mean I know y'all think Trevor wrote it, but um yeah it was my baby, not his.

 

Definitely not finding it cool. :thumbdown:

 

okay so maybe I did smirk a bit. lol

 

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Hey Qtee, Sorry man i'm confused, which one did you write? Its my mistake and i'll make it up to you , really sorry man, *hugs* :boy:

 

 

 

 

Cailen wrote one about Second Shot - which Dannsar said Trevor would take offense to. So I was 'complaining' [not really] that who it's me who should take offense since I wrote Sec. Shot. Though I'm sure some folks get confused.

 

SO long post short - no need to be sorry, no need to make it up to me I'm all good - though you can still 'make up' with me if you like. 0:)

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Danny wrote this one (not sure if he saved it)

 

Techy boy Lughlugh the not of the gods

would rather he wasn't collected with mods

But stuff the opinions

of the king of the minions

as he hunts us all down and hits us with rods

 

 

 

(I did this one)

Lughcifer ain't so see mean you see

it's only your muse he eats with glee

chews it up, spits it out

changes you without a doubt

better writing then it be.

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Hahahaha :lol: Thanks KC, sorry about the delay I was waiting till I had some points so I could give you one. OMG so sorry give you a point lmao :boy:

 

 

There once was a man from Texas.

Who asked how big his ass is.

Don’t you dare stare,

‘Cause he lost his underwear.

And his reflection done broke my new glasses.

 

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Huge hugs Qtee, So sorry man I get it now :) I even gave you a point for giving in. LMAO once a top always a top hahahaha :D:boy:

 

 

 

 

Throws up - his hands in defeat. NVM. I give up, I'll just go crawl in a hole some where and keep quiet. :mellow:

 

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Thanks Lugh, we know you love us all really :D and i dont mind being a minion, as long as I get to top LOL thanks again :boy:

 

 

 

Danny wrote this one (not sure if he saved it)

 

Techy boy Lughlugh the not of the gods

would rather he wasn't collected with mods

But stuff the opinions

of the king of the minions

as he hunts us all down and hits us with rods

 

 

 

(I did this one)

Lughcifer ain't so see mean you see

it's only your muse he eats with glee

chews it up, spits it out

changes you without a doubt

better writing then it be.

 

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My attempt at a limerick



Lugh is the tech on this site

He can tell if your stories not right

With words that can burn

Potential authors will squirm

When told that their story is Shite








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Thanks Lugh, we know you love us all really :D and i dont mind being a minion, as long as I get to top LOL thanks again :boy:

 

Pfffft, Marky. That's you wanting to pinion. That can't be right for a minion!
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My attempt at a limerick

 

Lugh is the tech on this site

He can tell if your stories not right

With words that can burn

Potential authors will squirm

When told that their story is Shite

 

Haha, very good, :D but lordy lordy ... surely Lughlugh wouldn't use language like that. Something very cutting, perhaps, but downright abusive?

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You and your "I'm on top" Me think you doth protest too much. Not that I know nothing. 0:)

 

Hmmmm, my sentiments exactly Cutie ... I mean fir an 18yo thats hardly been off the croft ... how does one come to this knowledge ... unless that stile post has been ge...... :o
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LMAO your so jelly Dannsar just cos you have wrinkles and we young studs dont :lmao::boy:

 

 

There was a discussion about wrinkles

And Lugh and Mark's lacking of kinkles

But what can we say?

It's the Oil of Olay

That they rub every day on their winkles

 

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Inspired by the recent posts.....

 

 

Marky is so easy to confuse

Cant figure who belongs to which muse

Professes he's a top

And wont ever stop

Braving Lugh's short fuse

 

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I diont have a clue why I laughed at this,:lol: but I did so well done, thanks for the effort or lack of it, dont know which is funnier :boy:

 

There once was a man from Muskogee

His limericks always rhymed with three

I don't know why

 

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Hahahaha Thank you Greg,:lol: why my sexual preference is up for debate I dont know. But I will fight to the end, Iam a TOP. :boy:

 

 

 

 

Inspired by the recent posts.....

 

 

Marky is so easy to confuse

Cant figure who belongs to which muse

Professes he's a top

And wont ever stop

Braving Lugh's short fuse

 

 

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I merely protest because everyone is asking how i know? I do know, its in my manner, its in my psyche, its like waking up in a morning and saying i'm a man, or i'm gay. I know i'm a man, I know i'm gay, and I know i'm a top. Explained ? :boy:

 

 

 

You and your "I'm on top" Me think you doth protest too much. Not that I know nothing. 0:)

 

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:lmao: Hahahahaha very good hahahaha, well done that was a good one :lmao::boy:

 

 

 

My attempt at a limerick

 

 

 

Lugh is the tech on this site

 

He can tell if your stories not right

 

With words that can burn

 

Potential authors will squirm

 

When told that their story is Shite

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Does the limerick have to be about the members here?

 

Nooooooo :) It's just fun ribbing each other. There are actually loads of limericks on this thread about random stuff. I have started a story for mine and categorised them into chapters, so you can read all of them there! https://www.gayauthors.org/story/dannsar/limericks

 

Not pluggin or anythin, jussayin :*)

 

Anyway, feel free to make them up or paste them from elsewhere or just quote ones you have heard before ... funny is always good lol ... Dirty is usually better hehe, but remember the youngsters and the site rules.

 

**waits patiently for content**

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Here's one summing up my day today

 

 

I just haven't had the time

To create an interesting rhyme

All day on the job

Makes me want to sob

My career really should be a crime

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Here's one summing up my day today

 

 

I just haven't had the time

To create an interesting rhyme

All day on the job

Makes me want to sob

My career really should be a crime

 

Now, THAT I can empathise with :D

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