Limericks Anyone?

[Frostina]

This one was a must folks

 

There was once a young lad named Stu,

Who was hung like a horse, but who knew?

 

It was not I, who became a spy,

 

I'm guessing of course, wouldn't you?

 

luv ya Stuby

 

 

 

[Agaith]

This one was a must folks

 

There was once a young lad named Stu,

Who was hung like a horse, but who knew?

 

It was not I, who became a spy,

 

I'm guessing of course, wouldn't you?

 

luv ya Stuby

 

 

marky love the limerick thanks! :hug:

[Dannsar]

This one was a must folks

 

There was once a young lad named Stu,

Who was hung like a horse, but who knew?

 

It was not I, who became a spy,

 

I'm guessing of course, wouldn't you?

 

luv ya Stuby

 

Haha fabby

[Mark92]

For our resident DIVA,

 

There was once a DIVA called Muffin,

 

Who thought everyone else was a nuffin,

 

With cruel sadistic wit,

 

He makes you feel like a tit,

 

While he laughed himself into a coffin!

 

Guilty Pleasures= Alex= Muffin = DIVA

[GuiltyPleasures]

DIVA approves.

[Mark92]

Hey Muffin LOL thought you might Glad you like it

 

 

DIVA approves.

 

[Greg_A]

I'll make another attempt at this limerick thing!

 

There once was a boy quite endowed

Of his bits he was exceedingly proud

But as a top

He was a flop

Earning ridicule from the crowd

[Dannsar]

If you live in New York go get married

The voting and stuff has been carried

For men loving men

Commiting and then

Living their lives not being harried

 

Well done New York for formalising the right of same sex couples to marry.

[Mark92]

Hi again Greg Good one many thanks, another point on its way when I get some lol Thanks again

 

 

I'll make another attempt at this limerick thing!

 

There once was a boy quite endowed

Of his bits he was exceedingly proud

But as a top

He was a flop

Earning ridicule from the crowd

 

[Mark92]

Hey Dannsar, And yey so say all of us! Many thanks point on its way when I can lol thanks again

 

If you live in New York go get married

The voting and stuff has been carried

For men loving men

Commiting and then

Living their lives not being harried

 

Well done New York for formalising the right of same sex couples to marry.

 

[Marzipan]

There once was a cool young hottie called Mark,

 

Who lived in a far away farm with a black dog that never bark,

 

He never turned down a good humor in chat with us,

 

And was a cause of a scandalous sexy rumor about him and **** alone steaming windows in an empty buss!

 

For your innocence I’m gonna leave the rest in dark.

 

 

 

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There you go Mark My first ever try with the Limerics.

[Dannsar]

MARKY you know all this stuff going on in the UK about super injunctions? Well, you are now a victim of just such an interest Maria has put it out there ... now we need the goss, dude. And dinnae u bother with any o they Giggs tactics SPILL fo the thrill sir lol

 

** sits patiently awaiting comprehensive reply **

[Dannsar]

Here's one from last night's writings ... this also refers to a chat room convo ... the rest are in my collection 'Bits'.

 

Marky, the farmer, thought he smelled a bit off

So he stripped off his simmet and jumped in the trough

Cool water's the thing

Brings winter from spring

And forget about asking to cough

[Greg_A]

Hi again Greg Good one many thanks, another point on its way when I get some lol Thanks again

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks Mark - glad you liked them. Now here's one just for you!

 

 

I've heard that Marky is quite the stud

That in bed he's never a dud

Makes his lovers sigh

Feel ten miles high

He's just the best kind of bud

[Agaith]

Thanks Mark - glad you liked them. Now here's one just for you!

 

 

I've heard that Marky is quite the stud

That in bed he's never a dud

Makes his lovers sigh

Feel ten miles high

He's just the best kind of bud

 

I think someone should test out that rumour :lo:

[jian_sierra]

Let's now go to a member named Bleu

Of this limerick he has no clue

He is a prude

Sometimes crude

And laughs at things like glue

[Mark92]

Oh Mars your so naughty and nice all wrapped up in one Love it and thankyou sweetpea

 

 

 

 

There once was a cool young hottie called Mark,

 

Who lived in a far away farm with a black dog that never bark,

 

He never turned down a good humor in chat with us,

 

And was a cause of a scandalous sexy rumor about him and **** alone steaming windows in an empty buss!

 

For your innocence I’m gonna leave the rest in dark.

 

 

 

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There you go Mark My first ever try with the Limerics.

 

[Mark92]

Dannsar the answer to that is mind you own lmao keep guessing dude

 

 

 

 

MARKY you know all this stuff going on in the UK about super injunctions? Well, you are now a victim of just such an interest Maria has put it out there ... now we need the goss, dude. And dinnae u bother with any o they Giggs tactics SPILL fo the thrill sir lol

 

** sits patiently awaiting comprehensive reply **

 

Hahahahaha oh man thanks dannsar hahahaa

 

 

Here's one from last night's writings ... this also refers to a chat room convo ... the rest are in my collection 'Bits'.

 

Marky, the farmer, thought he smelled a bit off

So he stripped off his simmet and jumped in the trough

Cool water's the thing

Brings winter from spring

And forget about asking to cough

 

Hey Jian and thank you ive still to put yours up, will do it now, love ya

 

 

Let's now go to a member named Bleu

Of this limerick he has no clue

He is a prude

Sometimes crude

And laughs at things like glue

 

[Mark92]

Hey again your really quite good at this LOL Many many thanks

 

 

Thanks Mark - glad you liked them. Now here's one just for you!

 

 

I've heard that Marky is quite the stud

That in bed he's never a dud

Makes his lovers sigh

Feel ten miles high

He's just the best kind of bud

 

[Mark92]

Hey Stuby

 

 

 

 

 

I think someone should test out that rumour :lo:

 

[Mark92]

For Jian and Bleu

 

There was once a man named Jian,

 

And Bleu was his biggest fan,

 

Was it love at first sight?

 

Or did Maria ignite?

 

The glow that could give you a tan!

 

 

[WatchPatRun]

In the land of GA, a read head ruled all;

Equipped with glitter at his beckoning call,

He blinded anyone who stepped in his path,

Not a single soul could catch him, not even a Fishwings Wrath.

No Mark92, not even a Prince Duchess could touch this power

For this red head, this master of glitter, was strong as a tower.

BAM, glitter in your eye!

Not even Anya could silent her cry!

 

MUUHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Dannsar]

There's Markies and Frosties and Cias

And Trevors, and KCs, ... Marias

Akies and Lugh

And Agaiths here too

And all of them full of ideas

[Dannsar]

The guy at the bar was appalling

The fill of his pants was enthralling

Twould be quite a stretch

To take the old letch

Which spelling to use! Och stop bawling

 

There is a young lad from New Guinea

Whos orgasms sound hell of a tinny

When he shoots on the hip

The noise on his lip

Makes him sound like greetin wee ninny

 

A man in a boat fishing pollocks

Had a nasty wee turn with the rowlocks

He got whacked with an oar

In a place that was sore

Now he's buoyed up by massive great bollocks

 

And that's all for tonight folks!

[Cailen]

They keep getting stranger and more perverted...

 

The once was a queer who liked art

He made signatures all al a carte

They thought they all ruled

not because they were cool

but because they all came from the heart