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Fine, I made up one, too. :P

 

 

There once was a man named Lugh

Who told stories that were never true.

Each story was for a snicker

If you argued, he would bicker.

And often kick you out of the chatroom, too.

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Right, I composed this one while driving to the west coast of scotland today. I nearly drove off the road I laughed so hard. Now, technically, it is not a limerick, but a lyric. For those of you who don't understand the cultural references, a finger of fudge is a small candy bar we have in the UK (elsewhere?), which is billed in adverts the same way as Milky Ways ... not enough to spoil your appetite. So, it's all sweetie based ... and there is a tune, but words don't do it justice. In fact words don't do the tune at all :P

 

A finger of fudge is just enough until it's time to eat

A finger in fudge is better though, it's really quite a treat

But there's nothing can be compared though, to licking the lollipop

Cos a finger of fudge is never enough, it's just a tiny treat

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There once was a guy named Trevor,

who didn't understand the word "never",

They said, no more Second Shot,

he asked, why the Hell not?,

then he sulked and said, duh whatever.

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Fine, I made up one, too. :P

 

 

There once was a man named Lugh

Who told stories that were never true.

Each story was for a snicker

If you argued, he would bicker.

And often kick you out of the chatroom, too.

 

:lmao: Excellent!

 

Good thing I don't go to the chatroom. :boy:

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There was a comic fan named Wayne

who hung out with the insane

he proved he was crazy

though the details are hazy

when he added prose to the public domain.

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Cailen is a prolific banner artist

The use of color and contrast, he’s harnessed

Do not bother to complain

If you think his banners are lame

He’s colorblind, not modest.

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One more from me inspired by all your posts and the various back stories:

 

 

The GA residents have such skills

Their talents offer so many thrills

A story, poem or post

Friendship at it's most

A place in our heart it fulfills

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When asked to do something salacious

He replied, "Heavens no! Good gracious!"

But the sight of his tool

So induced him to drool

That his view in the end proved felatious.

 

ha ha very good :D
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Rustle was an old kind of putter

Walking his dogs he would mutter

I’m a nanny old crank

Who knows how to yank

Don’t believe me? I’ll show you my utter!

 

 

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:lol: Mr Grumpy at his finest LMAO

 

Very funny well done! and thankyou :boy:

 

 

 

 

Fine, I made up one, too. :P

 

 

There once was a man named Lugh

Who told stories that were never true.

Each story was for a snicker

If you argued, he would bicker.

And often kick you out of the chatroom, too.

 

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Hey Lugh your a natural :lol:

 

Well done and a huge thankyou :worship::boy:

 

 

 

There was a comic fan named Wayne

who hung out with the insane

he proved he was crazy

though the details are hazy

when he added prose to the public domain.

 

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LMAO :lol: Very brave Lugh and Hilarious, point when I get some more, Many thanks :boy:

 

 

 

 

Anya is Lugh's #1 Minion

having authority over none of his dominion

she whines and she cries

yet nobody dies

it's as if she has no opinion

 

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:lmao: Funny and sexy LMAO, WTG Rustle I love it, cool pic too, point when I get some and many thanks :boy:

 

 

 

 

When asked to do something salacious

He replied, "Heavens no! Good gracious!"

But the sight of his tool

So induced him to drool

That his view in the end proved felatious.

 

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:lmao: Gotta love the BEE BEE superb Lugh many thanks :boy:

 

 

 

Bumblebee was a silly thing

Lugh wanted her neck to wring

But from that he did refrain

And his temper did maintain

For she was his favorite queerling

 

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