Limericks Anyone?

[Marzipan]

This is to my gal Sara:

 

Once there was a wonderful author named Kingdom,

she managed to get a taste of stardom,

a fan here and there,

no enemies anywhere,

since she was so sweet to us all and soon to be LukaDom!

 

With adoration Maria

[Sara Alva]

So I said I'd write poetry when hell froze over, but limericks don't count, right?

 

For Maria:

 

 

There once was a gal named Maria

Who always had tons of ideas

She wrote many a story

And deserves lots of glory

To enjoy with a glass of sangria

[Mark92]

Hey Sexy,

 

A huge improvement on the first attempt, and it can become addictive, so have fun and dont forget to post them.

 

 

 

This is to my gal Sara:

 

Once there was a wonderful author named Kingdom,

she managed to get a taste of stardom,

a fan here and there,

no enemies anywhere,

since she was so sweet to us all and soon to be LukaDom!

 

With adoration Maria

 

[Mark92]

Hey Sara, good one, not such a novice as Mars was with her first. Now I gotta hide before she hits me. Many thanks

 

 

So I said I'd write poetry when hell froze over, but limericks don't count, right?

 

For Maria:

 

 

There once was a gal named Maria

Who always had tons of ideas

She wrote many a story

And deserves lots of glory

To enjoy with a glass of sangria

 

[Bleu]

For Jian and Bleu

 

There was once a man named Jian,

And Bleu was his biggest fan,

Was it love at first sight?

Or did Maria ignite?

The glow that could give you a tan!

 

There is romance between myself and Jian,

I have long been his biggest fan.

Is it love? It might.

Keeping him in my sight

Has indeed been part of my master plan.

 

Let's now go to a member named Bleu

Of this limerick he has no clue

He is a prude

Sometimes crude

And laughs at things like glue

 

Am I really just a sad prude?

Should I attempt to be more lewd?

Beware what you wish for!

That's how I was before...

With this silly limerick ends our tame prelude.

 

[Dannsar]

Eh, here now, what's all this prudery

Gurning, complaining 'bout 'lughdery'

But where is the fun

If naughtiness none

To hang with u, keep up the rudery!

[Mark92]

Hey Guys so funny LOL Is it bickering already or a lovers tiff? Or are you just sharing the love? LOL

 

 

 

 

 

There is romance between myself and Jian,

I have long been his biggest fan.

Is it love? It might.

Keeping him in my sight

Has indeed been part of my master plan.

 

 

 

Am I really just a sad prude?

Should I attempt to be more lewd?

Beware what you wish for!

That's how I was before...

With this silly limerick ends our tame prelude.

 

 

Another good one Dannsar Keep em coming, give points out when I get them

 

Eh, here now, what's all this prudery

Gurning, complaining 'bout 'lughdery'

But where is the fun

If naughtiness none

To hang with u, keep up the rudery!

 

Another good one Dannsar Keep em coming, give points out when I get them

 

Eh, here now, what's all this prudery

Gurning, complaining 'bout 'lughdery'

But where is the fun

If naughtiness none

To hang with u, keep up the rudery!

 

[Dannsar]

Honestly ... I shouldn't be allowed to stand around thinking in the shower ... stuff like this happens

 

When any young guy needs reliefs

He just slips his hand in his briefs

If it isn't too chilly

He pulls out his willy

But he'll never admit it - GOOD GRIEF!

 

If you've ever been up on the altar

Felt that tingly thing in your psalter

If you think of the sin

Then, it's trouble you're in

And your hands will be tied in a halter

[Mark92]

LMAO Dannsar your a star man hahahahaha. Thanks a bunch

 

 

 

Honestly ... I shouldn't be allowed to stand around thinking in the shower ... stuff like this happens

 

When any young guy needs reliefs

He just slips his hand in his briefs

If it isn't too chilly

He pulls out his willy

But he'll never admit it - GOOD GRIEF!

 

If you've ever been up on the altar

Felt that tingly thing in your psalter

If you think of the sin

Then, it's trouble you're in

And your hands will be tied in a halter

 

[Mark92]

Ok folks came up with this one last night and laughed so hard it hurt, I know laughing at my own jokes is bad but meh bite me lmao.

 

There was once a young man called Stuby,

 

Who corrupted and chased a young newby,

 

He stuffed the lads cock,

 

Into an old sock,

 

And cried c'mon ya bugger now screw me!

 

 

Sorry Stuby

[Dannsar]

Ok folks came up with this one last night and laughed so hard it hurt, I know laughing at my own jokes is bad but meh bite me lmao.

 

There was once a young man called Stuby,

 

Who corrupted and chased a young newby,

 

He stuffed the lads cock,

 

Into an old sock,

 

And cried c'mon ya bugger now screw me!

 

 

Sorry Stuby

 

Sooooperb lol ... that's the closest we've come to a proper bawdy one so far lol

 

Cheers dude

[Mark92]

Aaaawwww Man it still cracks me up, it was just a spur of the moment , Thanks for commenting on it

 

 

 

 

Sooooperb lol ... that's the closest we've come to a proper bawdy one so far lol

 

Cheers dude

 

[Tara00]

Ok folks came up with this one last night and laughed so hard it hurt, I know laughing at my own jokes is bad but meh bite me lmao.

 

There was once a young man called Stuby,

 

Who corrupted and chased a young newby,

 

He stuffed the lads cock,

 

Into an old sock,

 

And cried c'mon ya bugger now screw me!

 

 

Sorry Stuby

 

Lawl!! This sounds fun!! I should try something when I'm smarter! I'm gonna keep coming back to this though.. haha

[ScrawnyMe]

There was a guy named Scrawny

Who wished for the day he'd be brawny

With a stomach flat and compressed

And an attractive muscular chest

His efforts were a super waste but the image left him HORNY!!

 

 

This was my first ever attempt at anything that rhymes..I promise I'll do better Marky!! The limericks is a fun business

[Andrew Q Gordon]

Since Mark is so fond of writing about others - here's one about him -

 

 

Young Marky lived on a farm

 

but he only liked to use his right arm

 

He'd jerk and he stroke

 

in his eye it did poke

 

Now the eye patch adds to his charm

 

yeah I know I have totally opened myself up for it, but meh, go for it, I'm sure I've been called worse - LWF (for those who remember that nickname)

[Mark92]

Fantastic Scrawny keep em coming and thanks

 

 

 

There was a guy named Scrawny

Who wished for the day he'd be brawny

With a stomach flat and compressed

And an attractive muscular chest

His efforts were a super waste but the image left him HORNY!!

 

 

This was my first ever attempt at anything that rhymes..I promise I'll do better Marky!! The limericks is a fun business

 

[Mark92]

Awesome dude LMAO love you too and many thanks

 

and i'm ambidextrous lol

 

 

Since Mark is so fond of writing about others - here's one about him -

 

 

Young Marky lived on a farm

 

but he only liked to use his right arm

 

He'd jerk and he stroke

 

in his eye it did poke

 

Now the eye patch adds to his charm

 

yeah I know I have totally opened myself up for it, but meh, go for it, I'm sure I've been called worse - LWF (for those who remember that nickname)

 

[Greg_A]

Hmmm - seems like a few stories are starting to slip out! Made me think up this little limerick:

 

 

This limerick thing is such a good game

Telling secrets and sharing shame

Bringing down the haughty

With stories so naughty

Besmirching each other's good name!

[Mark92]

Oh now that was classy Greg ...Welll done and thankyou

 

 

 

 

Hmmm - seems like a few stories are starting to slip out! Made me think up this little limerick:

 

 

This limerick thing is such a good game

Telling secrets and sharing shame

Bringing down the haughty

With stories so naughty

Besmirching each other's good name!

 

[jian_sierra]

When I think of Anya, my mind shuts down

 

Because in hell she rules in a gown

 

She’ll make you cry

 

And lick you dry

 

But the truth is, she’s rarely down

 

 

[Tara00]

Once a boy named Lew

Fancied a girl called Drew

His love for years was not debauched

Although he was persistently watched

By her children as they grew.

 

[1Coley]

Haha Bee

 

I cant write limericks,

its like tying a bunch of sticks,

like shoving some yahoo,

up the wazoo

yea cause that rhymes like shit

 

 

 

 

[Mark92]

Hey Jian And dont we all love Anya? Well done and Thank You

 

 

When I think of Anya, my mind shuts down

 

Because in hell she rules in a gown

 

She’ll make you cry

 

And lick you dry

 

But the truth is, she’s rarely down

 

 

 

[Mark92]

Hey Tara Thats great! any more? Well done and thank you

 

 

 

Once a boy named Lew

Fancied a girl called Drew

His love for years was not debauched

Although he was persistently watched

By her children as they grew.

 

 

[Marzipan]

When the cat is away

The mice run astray

Twins, minions and *puppy eyes of doom*

Rules go down in the chat room!

With Lughbert's return it's time to pay

 

 

:king: