Mark92 Posted June 30, 2011 Author Posted June 30, 2011 AAAwww too funny WTG KC will give a point when I get some Many thanks Rustle was an old kind of putter Walking his dogs he would mutter I’m a nanny old crank Who knows how to yank Don’t believe me? I’ll show you my utter!
Mark92 Posted June 30, 2011 Author Posted June 30, 2011 Great Stuff Lugh Your really good at these lmao Many thanks There once was a chatter named Trevor who thought his rhymes were clever but quiet he grew when in came the Lugh who said "meh, whatever"
Mark92 Posted June 30, 2011 Author Posted June 30, 2011 Hahahaha awww man thats funny hahhahaha tickled me Thanks Dannsar A woman might buy a vibrator Cos a man just can't titillate her If he's been out on the drink She'll say 'Away and rethink" You'll no be gettin titty till later Hahahahahaha awww Sweetcheeks one of the best hahahahaa awww man thanks There once was a guy named Trevor, who didn't understand the word "never", They said, no more Second Shot, he asked, why the Hell not?, then he sulked and said, duh whatever. Hahahahaah awwww man thats just Ewwww but fantastically funny Many thanks Dannsar A weirdo went down the street belching His rear end was fairly well squelching The trouble, you see Was the hamster in he It's what happens if you get into felching Awww man its hurting now hahahahahaha your amazing dude Many thanks man Young Johnny was quite into spanking In fact, partial to a bloody good tanking With a slipper or cane "Oh, give me some pain!, Or maybe a bit of a planking!" I owe you so many points man Awwww your far too funny well done and a HUGE thank you Oh, there's nothing like spellbinding witches Or even like sarky wee bitches But what would we do? If we didn't have Lugh To sort all the tricky wee glitches
Mark92 Posted June 30, 2011 Author Posted June 30, 2011 Lugh you are to be congratulated, totally awesome Cant thank you enough Skon wanted to be Shamus his poetry could make him famous because he was teased he did not do as he pleased seaman skon shamus the shameless
Mark92 Posted June 30, 2011 Author Posted June 30, 2011 What can I say Lugh your the king og limericks thanks again Cailen is a prolific banner artist The use of color and contrast, he’s harnessed Do not bother to complain If you think his banners are lame He’s colorblind, not modest. Nice and sweet Greg thankyou man, point when I get some One more from me inspired by all your posts and the various back stories: The GA residents have such skills Their talents offer so many thrills A story, poem or post Friendship at it's most A place in our heart it fulfills
Cailen Posted July 1, 2011 Posted July 1, 2011 There once was a man with a sock He wore it whenever he walked But not on his feet Oh isn't that neat But instead around his fat cock 1
Cailen Posted July 1, 2011 Posted July 1, 2011 There once was a karate jock With a soccer boy went for a walk Till an old friend betrayed And their love was dismayed That's Second Shot's Plot that I mock! 1
Dannsar Posted July 1, 2011 Posted July 1, 2011 There once was a karate jock With a soccer boy went for a walk Till an old friend betrayed And their love was dismayed That's Second Shot's Plot that I mock! Trevor will have u for that one Cail! Damn good though!
Dannsar Posted July 1, 2011 Posted July 1, 2011 Not sure of the reason to be Unconvinced he could actually see But with his hand in his nix With a right box of tricks He wasn't too bothered, tee hee 1
Dannsar Posted July 1, 2011 Posted July 1, 2011 Bumping and grinding is fun So's the exhaustion when done It's the skin on the skin The howling and din What a fetish to dress as a nun! 1
Dannsar Posted July 1, 2011 Posted July 1, 2011 Oh I do like to ride escalator Eye level with man ass - nought's greater In faded blue jeans, the fun's Keeping yer hand off the buns And it helps with the beating off later 1
Dannsar Posted July 1, 2011 Posted July 1, 2011 Teen boys have good manual dexterity They need this to manage severity Of burns to the shaft Which may need a skin graft From shuffling knuckles 'in territory' 1
Dannsar Posted July 1, 2011 Posted July 1, 2011 Lassies are roundness and mounds But have not the gamut of sounds Like guys at orgasm Tight jerky and spasm Who bay at the moon like the hounds 1
akisar61 Posted July 2, 2011 Posted July 2, 2011 This is all I can remember about The Good Ship Venus, add to it if you know others T’was on the good ship Venus Good God you should have seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed And the captain’s name was penis. Now the captain of this lugger He was a dirty bugger He wasn’t fit to shovel shit From one ship to another. The cabin boy was kipper He was a crafty nipper He stuffed his arse with broken glass And circumcised the skipper. The first mates name was Harper He was a musical farter. He could fart anything From God save the King To Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata. 1
Mark92 Posted July 3, 2011 Author Posted July 3, 2011 And I was with with you when you did this, LOL Well done Cailen and thank you There once was a man with a sock He wore it whenever he walked But not on his feet Oh isn't that neat But instead around his fat cock
Mark92 Posted July 3, 2011 Author Posted July 3, 2011 Oh boy i need so many points to keep up with you guys LOL Trev will have your nads Cailen Thanks a lot There once was a karate jock With a soccer boy went for a walk Till an old friend betrayed And their love was dismayed That's Second Shot's Plot that I mock! Love this dude LOL keep em coming and I will catch up with points Not sure of the reason to be Unconvinced he could actually see But with his hand in his nix With a right box of tricks He wasn't too bothered, tee hee :lmao:Too funny man Thanks Bumping and grinding is fun So's the exhaustion when done It's the skin on the skin The howling and din What a fetish to dress as a nun! good one, Thank you Oh I do like to ride escalator Eye level with man ass - nought's greater In faded blue jeans, the fun's Keeping yer hand off the buns And it helps with the beating off later Sounds like me Thanks Teen boys have good manual dexterity They need this to manage severity Of burns to the shaft Which may need a skin graft From shuffling knuckles 'in territory' I'm a noisy one too LMAO Thanks Lassies are roundness and mounds But have not the gamut of sounds Like guys at orgasm Tight jerky and spasm Who bay at the moon like the hounds
Mark92 Posted July 3, 2011 Author Posted July 3, 2011 lmao Ive never heard this before so incredibly funny, i'm all out of points but will catch up Many thanks This is all I can remember about The Good Ship Venus, add to it if you know others T’was on the good ship Venus Good God you should have seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed And the captain’s name was penis. Now the captain of this lugger He was a dirty bugger He wasn’t fit to shovel shit From one ship to another. The cabin boy was kipper He was a crafty nipper He stuffed his arse with broken glass And circumcised the skipper. The first mates name was Harper He was a musical farter. He could fart anything From God save the King To Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata.
Dannsar Posted July 3, 2011 Posted July 3, 2011 Akisar ... the chorus ... jigging in the rigging jigging in the rigging jigging in the rigging cos there's jig all else to do
akisar61 Posted July 4, 2011 Posted July 4, 2011 Dannsar Yeah now I remeber that bit, but do you know any other verses. Akisar ... the chorus ... jigging in the rigging jigging in the rigging jigging in the rigging cos there's jig all else to do
Dannsar Posted July 4, 2011 Posted July 4, 2011 Dannsar Yeah now I remeber that bit, but do you know any other verses. Nah, sorry ... I was a good boy and sat away from the back of the bus on the way home from school
Andrew Q Gordon Posted July 4, 2011 Posted July 4, 2011 There once was a karate jock With a soccer boy went for a walk Till an old friend betrayed And their love was dismayed That's Second Shot's Plot that I mock! Trevor will have u for that one Cail! Damn good though! Forget Trevor, what about me? I mean I know y'all think Trevor wrote it, but um yeah it was my baby, not his. Definitely not finding it cool. okay so maybe I did smirk a bit. lol 1
Dannsar Posted July 5, 2011 Posted July 5, 2011 Someone lumped Lugh with the Lazies We think he's one of the crazies His death was quite quick Presto ... knifety flick And now he's just kicking up daisies 1
Andrew Q Gordon Posted July 5, 2011 Posted July 5, 2011 Forget Trevor, what about me? I mean I know y'all think Trevor wrote it, but um yeah it was my baby, not his. Definitely not finding it cool. okay so maybe I did smirk a bit. lol FYI, lest anyone think I'm mad, I thought it was cute. 1
K.C. Posted July 5, 2011 Posted July 5, 2011 There once was a man from Texas. Who asked how big his ass is. Don’t you dare stare, ‘Cause he lost his underwear. And his reflection done broke my new glasses. 1
SynthSky Posted July 6, 2011 Posted July 6, 2011 There once was a man from Muskogee His limericks always rhymed with three I don't know why 2
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