Bill W Posted March 24 Posted March 24 12 hours ago, sandrewn said: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE. "And I trump your Ace of Spades!" claimed the spider.
Zombie Posted March 25 Author Posted March 25 Spider “advice” thread from another forum… Dynamite Ringo Matsuri I'm usually cool with insects and creepy crawlies until I saw this motherf*#ker. Crazy thing is I was just down here cleaning up, picking up odds and ends. So I pick up this air filter and set it on a shelf, not particularly paying it any attention til I walk by and notice it's got legs hanging off the edge. At this point, I'm thinking it's a squashed camel cricket til I flip the filter over to see what looks like a miniature tarantula. WTF man. What is this thing, how did it get in here and how many more are there Magwik Board up the basement, cut a hole in the door and funnel cement through it. Pat It's time to leave. doctorblurg Time to burn the house down Red Chocobo You're already dead… 3
sandrewn Posted March 25 Posted March 25 Bolas spider – spiderbytes (Mastophora chrysonoma) & 2 males Note size difference - (easier for her to eat !) 1 2
Bill W Posted March 25 Posted March 25 52 minutes ago, sandrewn said: Bolas spider – spiderbytes (Mastophora chrysonoma) & 2 males Note size difference - (easier for her to eat !) What are those brown blob, or the one on the lower section, 😰that looks like someone took a crap on a large piece of cotton. 😯 😲 2 1
sandrewn Posted March 25 Posted March 25 ii 8 hours ago, Bill W said: What are those brown blob, or the one on the lower section, 😰that looks like someone took a crap on a large piece of cotton. 😯 😲 ii @Bill W If you click on: Bolas spider – spiderbytes and read/scroll through the article, any and all your questions will be answered. Regards, sandrewn 2
Bill W Posted March 25 Posted March 25 6 hours ago, sandrewn said: ii ii @Bill W If you click on: Bolas spider – spiderbytes and read/scroll through the article, any and all your questions will be answered. Regards, sandrewn Sorry, I should have done that in the first place, but I was just making a silly comment. 2
Mancunian Posted March 26 Posted March 26 4 hours ago, sandrewn said: () I hope they have not been given my address. 🥺 2
Bill W Posted March 27 Posted March 27 40 minutes ago, sandrewn said: Very attractive spider in the first photo. A tiger spider, with those stripes, or a zebra spider with the black and white coloring? I see too many legs and that makes me nervous, so I hope those round ball-like objects aren't more eggs to hatch. 1 1
sandrewn Posted March 28 Posted March 28 (edited) BRAZILIAN CRAB SPIDER BRAZILIAN CRAB SPIDER (Epicadus heterogaster)... | animals, animals, animals Edited March 28 by sandrewn 1 1
Bill W Posted March 28 Posted March 28 8 minutes ago, sandrewn said: BRAZILIAN CRAB SPIDER BRAZILIAN CRAB SPIDER (Epicadus heterogaster)... | animals, animals, animals Very interesting looking spider. I would have named it the "Pikachu Spider" after the Pokemon character. 2
Bill W Posted March 29 Posted March 29 19 minutes ago, sandrewn said: “A Venus flytrap consumes a spider.” Yeah for the Venus flytrap, although I hope it didn't get indigestion because it wasn't a fly. 3
sandrewn Posted March 30 Posted March 30 Jumping spider (Hyllus walckenaeri) Jumping spider (Hyllus walckenaeri), male. Central Sulawesi, Indonesia. 1 1
Bill W Posted March 30 Posted March 30 12 minutes ago, sandrewn said: Jumping spider (Hyllus walckenaeri) Jumping spider (Hyllus walckenaeri), male. Central Sulawesi, Indonesia. "What long legs you have," said Little Red Riding Hood to the spider. 2 1
sandrewn Posted March 31 Posted March 31 Neosadocus maximus (Gonyleptinae) ii Mandrill-devilish looking underside of a harvestman from the brazilian atlantic forest / parte de baixo de um opilião de mata atlântica (truly the stuff of nightmares) 1
Bill W Posted March 31 Posted March 31 27 minutes ago, sandrewn said: Neosadocus maximus (Gonyleptinae) ii Mandrill-devilish looking underside of a harvestman from the brazilian atlantic forest / parte de baixo de um opilião de mata atlântica (truly the stuff of nightmares) What big eyes you have on your ass - I mean abdomen," observed Little Red Riding Hood when she met the Neosadocus maximus spider. 2 1
Bill W Posted April 1 Posted April 1 3 hours ago, sandrewn said: ???? I think the cartoon is funny, but I'm not sure what to think of the bottom image. My best guess is a stomach and intestine, although I'm not sure what the top has half of the image has to do with it. 2
Bill W Posted April 1 Posted April 1 (edited) 12 hours ago, Bill W said: I think the cartoon is funny, but I'm not sure what to think of the bottom image. My best guess is a stomach and intestine, although I'm not sure what the top has half of the image has to do with it. Looking at the top half of the bottom image in the daytime, it appears as if the stomach portion is made up of a grilled cheese sandwich and there is a hot dog, lunchmeat (or a taco), French fries, and celery waiting to enter the stomach, but even though I know what the articles are, it's still very weird, although it might be the statement "you are what you eat." ???? Edited April 1 by Bill W 1 1
Bill W Posted April 2 Posted April 2 29 minutes ago, sandrewn said: I certainly hope their house has more than one bathroom then, unless she has a life-time supply of Depends. 3
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