Silly Christmas Songs

[Caz Pedroso]

I saw a post for classic Christmas songs. But I have always enjoyed the silly ones, so I decided to start my own post. They can be anything, from silly versions of classic Carol's, to silly Christmas Rhymes.

 

My Favorites are the silly versions of While Shepherds Watch Their Flocks By Night

 

Some are:

 

While shepherds wash their socks by night

All seated round the tub

A bar of sunlight soap comes down

And hits one in the mug

 

While shepherds watch their flocks by night

All tuned to BBC

An angel of the lord comes down

And turns to ITV

 

While shepherds watch their flocks by night

All eating fish and chips

An angel of the lord comes down

And charges them two pound six

 

 

And my all time fav - with thanks to The Vicar of Dibley

 

While shepherds watch their flocks by night

All seated on a bank

An angel who was bored came down

And taught them how to - MERRY CHRISTMAS.

 

Over to you. 

[craftingmom]

I heard this one once... Santa Claus Is tapping your phone (Sung to The Tune of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town") You'd better watch out,

You'd better not cry,

You'd better not pout;

I'm telling you why.

Santa Claus is tapping

Your phone.

 

He's bugging your room,

He's reading your mail,

He's keeping a file

And running a tail.

Santa Claus is tapping

Your phone.

 

He hears you in the bedroom,

Surveils you out of doors,

And if that doesn't get the goods,

Then he'll use provocateurs.

 

So, you mustn't assume

That you are secure.

On Christmas Eve

He'll kick in your door.

Santa Claus is tapping

Your phone!

[Valkyrie]

The only one I can think of is a classic:

 

 Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. 

The batmobile lost a wheel and Joker got away...

[craftingmom]

The only one I can think of is a classic:

 

 Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. 

The batmobile lost a wheel and Joker got away...

That is a classic one that my daughters keep singing

[comicfan]

I saw a post for classic Christmas songs. But I have always enjoyed the silly ones, so I decided to start my own post. They can be anything, from silly versions of classic Carol's, to silly Christmas Rhymes.

 

My Favorites are the silly versions of While Shepherds Watch Their Flocks By Night

 

Some are:

 

While shepherds wash their socks by night

All seated round the tub

A bar of sunlight soap comes down

And hits one in the mug

 

While shepherds watch their flocks by night

All tuned to BBC

An angel of the lord comes down

And turns to ITV

 

While shepherds watch their flocks by night

All eating fish and chips

An angel of the lord comes down

And charges them two pound six

 

 

And my all time fav - with thanks to The Vicar of Dibley

 

While shepherds watch their flocks by night

All seated on a bank

An angel who was bored came down

And taught them how to - MERRY CHRISTMAS.

 

Over to you. 

I love the Vicar of Dibley. One of my favorites.

 

 

The Twelve Pains of Christmas (Sung to the tune of the Twelve days of Christmas)

 

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Is finding a Christmas tree

The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

Angry husband:

Rigging up the lights

And finding a Christmas tree

The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Man getting over being drunk:

Hangovers

Rigging up the lights

And finding a Christmas tree

The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Exhausted man:

Sending Christmas cards

Hangovers

Rigging up the lights

And finding a Christmas tree

The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Five months of bills!

Sending Christmas cards

Hangovers

Rigging up the lights

And finding a Christmas tree

The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

Nervous wife:

Facing my in-laws

Five months of bills!

Oh, I hate those Christmas cards!

Hangovers

Rigging up these lights!

And finding a Christmas tree

The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

Nervous wife's husband:

The Salvation Army

Facing my in-laws

Five months of bills!

Sending Christmas cards

Oh, geez!

I'm tryin' to rig up these lights!

And finding a Christmas tree

The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me:

Whining kid:

I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!

Charities,

And whataya mean "YOUR in-laws"?!?

Five months of bills!

Oh, making out these cards

Honey, get me a beer, huh?

What, we have no extension cords?!?

And finding a Christmas tree

The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

A tired father:

Finding parking spaces

DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!

Donations!

Facing my in-laws

Five months of bills!

Writing out those Christmas cards

Hangovers!

Now why the hell are they blinking?!?!?

And finding a Christmas tree

The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

A mother:

"Batteries Not Included"

No parking spaces

BUY ME SOMETHIN'!

Get a job, ya bum!

Oh, facing my in-laws!

Five months of bills!

Yo-ho, sending Christmas cards

Oh, geez, look at this!

One light goes out, they ALL go out!

And finding a Christmas tree

The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:

A male couch potato:

Stale TV specials

"Batteries Not Included"

No parking spaces

DAD, I GOTTA GO TA BATHROOM!

Charities!

She's a witch... I hate her!

Five months of bills!

Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people!

Oh, who's got the toilet paper, huh?

Get a flashlight... I blew a fuse!

And finding a Christmas tree

The twelfth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:

Two men:

Singing Christmas carols

Stale TV specials

"Batteries Not Included"

No parking?!?

WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH!

Charities!

Gotta make 'em dinner!

Five months of bills!

I'm not sendin' them this year, that's it!

Shut up, you!

FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!

And finding a Christmas tree

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4NlR5KQLQ8

Edited December 22, 2014 by comicfan
Added the video. lol

[Greg_A]

The twelve pains of Christmas is one of my favorites, but since it's already been posted, I'll go with my second favorite:

 

Walking Around in Women's Underwear!

 

"Lacey things, the wife is missing.
Didn't ask, for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes,
Her silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear.

In the store, there's a teddy.
With little straps, like spagetti.
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night.
Walking around in womens underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin.
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say "Are you ready?"
I'll say, "Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town."
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress, like Madonna.
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade.
Walking around in women's underwear.

Lacey things, missing.
Didn't ask, permission.
Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Walking around in women's underwear...... "

[Irritable1]

I was introduced to Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer my first Christmas in the US. I was shocked.

[craftingmom]

I was introduced to Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer my first Christmas in the US. I was shocked.

hehe, that song annoys the bejezus out of my husband.  So of course, it's the one we love to karaoke for him!

[Valkyrie]

[PrivateTim]

 

Silly, but oddly compelling.

[PrivateTim]

 

Straight up silly.

[PrivateTim]

 

The song is not silly, but this is the house that started the silly (crazy?) trend of lights and music coordinated in this fashion. You can now find dozens of houses like this on YouTube from all the country with wild displays and music synched.

[craftingmom]

 

The song is not silly, but this is the house that started the silly (crazy?) trend of lights and music coordinated in this fashion. You can now find dozens of houses like this on YouTube from all the country with wild displays and music synched.

Yeah, we have one of them down the street from our house.  It's always busy with cars.  They stuff for Halloween too. 

[Valkyrie]

Yeah, we have one of them down the street from our house.  It's always busy with cars.  They stuff for Halloween too. 

Can you hear the music from the street?  I read of one house where you tuned into a specific station on the radio to hear the music, which is a fantastic idea.  I am extremely sensitive to noise, so if one of my neighbors had a display like that with music playing it would drive me nuts no matter how pretty it is.