Corrupt A Wish

[comicfan]

On 2/21/2021 at 10:34 PM, Valkyrie said:

Why it would be my pleasure to grant this wish!  You are now the proud owner of the tastiest date in existence! In fact, you have so many dates, they fill your entire house, forcing you to move out. 

You don't have to corrupt my wish because it's doing its best all on its own   I wish I had sump pump line that didn't freeze every winter.  

Granted, but you've developed a leak from your toilet that you just can't seem to fix.

 

I wish my laundry was done.

[Valkyrie]

3 minutes ago, comicfan said:

Granted, but you've developed a leak from your toilet that you just can't seem to fix.

 

I wish my laundry was done.

Granted!  Your laundry is done, but it was washed in dirty water, it stinks, and is soaking wet. 

I wish my feet didn't hurt. 

[SnowBear]

Granted! Your feet no longer hurt, because you've become paralyzed from the waist down.

I wish i looked like a bodybuilder

 

Edited August 4, 2021 by SnowBear