Site Moderator Reader1810 Posted February 10, 2018 Site Moderator Posted February 10, 2018 Granted: Unfortunately, you develop severe seasonal allergies, so you can’t enjoy the greatest Spring weather on record. I wish I had a new desk in my den.
comicfan Posted February 19, 2018 Posted February 19, 2018 Granted- a new desk was delivered, but it has no screws or nails, and the directions are in Latin. I wish I had a puppy.
Site Moderator drpaladin Posted February 19, 2018 Site Moderator Posted February 19, 2018 Granted, He's so happy every time he sees you he jumps into your lap and pees. Now there are rumors you are incontinent. I wish I could find the usb drive I'm missing.
Site Administrator Valkyrie Posted February 19, 2018 Site Administrator Posted February 19, 2018 Granted. But someone replaced all your files with episodes of Barney. I wish my heartburn would go away.
Site Moderator drpaladin Posted February 19, 2018 Site Moderator Posted February 19, 2018 (edited) Granted. It transitions into hiccups. I wish the deli hadn't trimmed the menu down to two lousy, overpriced sandwiches. Edited February 19, 2018 by drpaladin
comicfan Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 Granted, but now you work making all the new sandwiches. I wish I could go on vacation.
Site Administrator Valkyrie Posted March 2, 2018 Site Administrator Posted March 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, comicfan said: Granted, but now you work making all the new sandwiches. I wish I could go on vacation. Granted. You have the money, means, and time off for your dream vacation But you've caught the flu and are quarantined until further notice. I wish I had remembered to buy cat food yesterday.
comicfan Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 Granted, you have the cat food, but your cats have brought home dogs and will cry until you feed the dogs too. Wish the storm would stop.
Site Administrator Valkyrie Posted March 2, 2018 Site Administrator Posted March 2, 2018 Just now, comicfan said: Granted, you have the cat food, but your cats have brought home dogs and will cry until you feed the dogs too. Wish the storm would stop. Granted. The storm has stopped after dumping ten feet of snow directly on your neighborhood. Temps will remain below freezing for over a week and high winds prevent any attempts at clearing it away. I wish I had pizza
VampireMystic Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, Valkyrie said: Granted. The storm has stopped after dumping ten feet of snow directly on your neighborhood. Temps will remain below freezing for over a week and high winds prevent any attempts at clearing it away. I wish I had pizza Granted: The exactly as ordered pizza, perfectly cooked pizza is delivered ahead of schedule. Only to be dropped from your own hand 6 inches from your table. It is the last of that crust that they had. So they cannot replace it. They, the only one of that chain that will deliver to your residence, are going out if business tomorrow so they won't give you a gift card until 3 weeks later. Which you must drive 2 hours to redeem, so the pizza is cold by the time you get it home. I wish that I had a double batch of french toast hot and ready to eat 1
Site Administrator Valkyrie Posted March 2, 2018 Site Administrator Posted March 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, VampireMystic said: I wish that I had a double batch of french toast hot and ready to eat Cheerfully granted You have not just a double batch, but triple batch of French toast, hot and ready for consumption. Sadly, your jaw is wired shut and you can only consume liquid meals from a straw. And boy is that French toast yummy.. especially with butter and maple syrup! I wish someone would clean my house for me. And do a good job cleaning it. 1
VampireMystic Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 (I may have been excessive. That is why I chose a wish that would allow you to avenge your pizza. I thought about toning down the post, but had so much fun. and then I gave it life, and it was beautiful and I couldn't kill it. now it go read your reply.) Granted: your house and everything in it has been rendered in better than new condition. an hour later, there is an electrical fire and your house burns down 1
Site Administrator Valkyrie Posted March 2, 2018 Site Administrator Posted March 2, 2018 There is no excessive in Corrupt a Wish. Excessive is what makes it fun (and you forgot to make a wish )
VampireMystic Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 (edited) I wish that I had made a wish when I was supposed to make a wish. That sort of thing has been done already. I've been awake since yesterday, I'm doing fabulous All Things Considered. Wish for sleep? No, too easy. You'll Rip Van Winkle me into the next century. wish for my broken washing machine to work? Too easy, you'll break the dryer. All my dirty laundry clean? Something about a red sock. I wish to be surprised by what is posted next Edited March 2, 2018 by VampireMystic
Site Administrator Valkyrie Posted March 2, 2018 Site Administrator Posted March 2, 2018 28 minutes ago, VampireMystic said: I wish to be surprised by what is posted next Granted You are so surprised by what is posted next that you walk around with a perpetually-frozen expression of disbelief. Your mom warned you. Should have listened. I wish the people I contracted to plow my driveway and clear my sidewalk would actually do their job. 1
Site Moderator drpaladin Posted March 2, 2018 Site Moderator Posted March 2, 2018 31 minutes ago, Valkyrie said: Granted You are so surprised by what is posted next that you walk around with a perpetually-frozen expression of disbelief. Your mom warned you. Should have listened. I wish the people I contracted to plow my driveway and clear my sidewalk would actually do their job. Granted. Unfortunately, they understood your instructions as remove the driveway and sidewalk. I wish Fedex would hurry up and get here. 1
Site Administrator Valkyrie Posted March 2, 2018 Site Administrator Posted March 2, 2018 Just now, drpaladin said: I wish Fedex would hurry up and get here. Granted. They are at your door with the mangled remnants of your package. I wish dinner was ready. 1
Site Moderator drpaladin Posted March 2, 2018 Site Moderator Posted March 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Valkyrie said: Granted. They are at your door with the mangled remnants of your package. I wish dinner was ready. Granted. It was ready, but someone ate it. I wish these packages were easier to open.
Site Administrator Valkyrie Posted March 2, 2018 Site Administrator Posted March 2, 2018 Just now, drpaladin said: I wish these packages were easier to open. Granted. It's so easy to open, it's already open, leaving you with an empty box. I wish I had chili dogs for dinner. 1
FormerMember4 Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 (edited) Granted @Valkyrie. Your chili dog served with a chunk of finger. I wish for a sun filled tropical vacation. Edited March 2, 2018 by BlindAmbition 1
Site Moderator drpaladin Posted March 2, 2018 Site Moderator Posted March 2, 2018 19 minutes ago, Valkyrie said: Granted. It's so easy to open, it's already open, leaving you with an empty box. I wish I had chili dogs for dinner. Granted. The dogs are cold, hungry, and looking at you a bit expectantly. I wish I had seen the guy who delivered this refrigerator-sized package.
VampireMystic Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 36 minutes ago, Valkyrie said: Granted. It's so easy to open, it's already open, leaving you with an empty box. ( I was going to say almost exactly that, except I was going to have it be empty because it was stolen while it was waiting outside I just didn't have a wish wish) 1
comicfan Posted March 19, 2018 Posted March 19, 2018 Wish granted @drpaladin, except the guy is female weight lifter and she finds you attractive. I wish I could go to Disney World.
Wesley8890 Posted March 19, 2018 Posted March 19, 2018 29 minutes ago, comicfan said: Wish granted @drpaladin, except the guy is female weight lifter and she finds you attractive. I wish I could go to Disney World. Granted but none of the rides are working I wish I was a ninja
Site Administrator Valkyrie Posted March 19, 2018 Site Administrator Posted March 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Wesley8890 said: Granted but none of the rides are working I wish I was a ninja Granted! You are now a ninja Not that kind of ninja... a top of the line Ninja blender! I wish I had a mojito 1 2
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