CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Headstall]

43 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Hey @raven1, what do you think about me renaming the capital of my empire to: City of angels, great city of immortals, magnificent city of the nine gems, seat of the king, city of royal palaces, home of gods incarnate, erected by Vishvakarman at Indra's behest?  

cough *crazy* cough

[raven1]

7 minutes ago, Headstall said:

Good day, Terry. Sawasdee Khrup! 

Hey Gary,  How is your herd doing today?  

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Headstall said:

That's specific to tyrants.  

2 minutes ago, Headstall said:

  Nope nope nope

 Yes yes yes  

[Headstall]

16 minutes ago, Bucket1 said:

Spoken like a true emperor 

Drew Jong Un

[Headstall]

6 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Is that an invite for me, Handsome?  

😉 

[raven1]

7 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Is that an invite for me, Handsome?  

Watch out Gary! Make sure Texy removes his teeth first.

[Headstall]

6 minutes ago, raven1 said:

Hey Gary,  How is your herd doing today?  

The herd is fine, Terry. The cats are fat and happy and my mare is holding her own for such an old girl.  

Edited March 2, 2022 by Headstall

[Page Scrawler]

3 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Howdy y'all!

Hey, Cutie Pi! 

 

5 hours ago, raven1 said:

Hi Page!   You must be up late.  How was your day?

 

My day was excellent, thanks. 

 

53 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Hey @raven1, what do you think about me renaming the capital of my empire to: City of angels, great city of immortals, magnificent city of the nine gems, seat of the king, city of royal palaces, home of gods incarnate, erected by Vishvakarman at Indra's behest?  

Or you could call it Steve.

[raven1]

2 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Hey, Cutie Pi! 

 

My day was excellent, thanks. 

 

Or you could call it Steve.

Hi Page! I think calling it Steve might make Albert a bit upset.  Hope all is going well for you and yours this morning.

[Albert1434]

Aloha Page

[Drew Espinosa]

9 minutes ago, Headstall said:

cough *crazy* cough

You just don't have great taste when it comes to naming capitals.  

6 minutes ago, Headstall said:

Drew Jong Un

When did COTT 2 become such a hotbed for anti-Texan propaganda?   

5 minutes ago, Headstall said:

😉 

<gets out the handcuffs> This'll be fun.  

4 minutes ago, raven1 said:

Watch out Gary! Make sure Texy removes his teeth first.

Why, do you think my bite will be as vicious as an Ocean Whitetip Shark's?  

[raven1]

Just now, Drew Espinosa said:

You just don't have great taste when it comes to naming capitals.  

When did COTT 2 become such a hotbed for anti-Texan propaganda?   

<gets out the handcuffs> This'll be fun.  

Why, do you think my bite will be as vicious as an Ocean Whitetip Shark's?  

It must be something I read somewhere.

[Drew Espinosa]

4 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Or you could call it Steve.

That's Traverse City's new name.  

Actually, I just issued a decree mandating that all places with the name "Traverse" be replaced with "Steve"  

[Page Scrawler]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Actually, I just issued a decree mandating that all places with the name "Traverse" be replaced with "Steve"  

You may be the God-Emperor of Texas, but you have no jurisdiction over territory beyond that. 

[Drew Espinosa]

11 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Hey, Cutie Pi! 

 

Hey, Pagey!  

3 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

You may be the God-Emperor of Texas, but you have no jurisdiction over territory beyond that. 

Nope, I annexed Michigan to my empire long ago. But because it's such a rebellious territory, I must rule it with a firm hand.  

[Drew Espinosa]

21 hours ago, Albert1434 said:

Drew and I think you should upgrade your armament to Vacuum bombs it cleans up its own mess!

Gorgeous, after careful consideration, I have decided to include vacuum bombs as weapons of choice for my empire!  

[Bucket1]

47 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Or you could call it Steve.

Would that make it the Six Million Dollar City? I think it would

[dughlas]

3 hours ago, Bucket1 said:

They can be hard to gift wrap

All you need is a nice big bow.

[Albert1434]

Aloha Dughlas

[dughlas]

43 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Nope, I annexed Michigan to my empire long ago. But because it's such a rebellious territory, I must rule it with a firm hand.  

You like applying that firm hand ...

[dughlas]

5 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

Aloha Dughlas

Hi Albert.

[dughlas]

1 minute ago, dughlas said:

You like applying that firm hand ...

There will be sanctions...

[Albert1434]

2 minutes ago, dughlas said:

There will be sanctions...

I was waiting for that one

[Bucket1]

2 minutes ago, dughlas said:

There will be sanctions...

I think he likes the sanctions 

[Bucket1]

Now I have the earworm of the intro stuck in my head…

We have the technology, we can rebuild him…

All those sexy slow motion shots