CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Drew Espinosa]

37 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Plus you’re still calling yourself a god, which like pretty horrific. 

It's not like I'm demanding human sacrifices or anything like that, sheesh.  

Edited December 2, 2022 by Drew Espinosa

[Drew Espinosa]

1 hour ago, clochette said:

Such a naughty boy

Not naughty, because Yayo is on Santa's Nice List, remember?  

[clochette]

4 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Not naughty, because Yayo is on Santa's Nice List, remember?  

At least one of you is  

[Drew Espinosa]

4 minutes ago, clochette said:

At least one of you is  

Both of us are on his Nice List.  

[Headstall]

1 hour ago, clochette said:

Homph such a young man!

[Headstall]

18 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Elections are already free and fair in Texas! But, okay, I'll add a guarantee into the agreement.

I also added something that should please @bignick.   

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Peace Agreement Between The Empire and The Resistance

• Surrender - The resistance leader, Spike382, and his followers hereby surrender to the Texan Empire.
• Amnesty - The former rebels are hereby granted amnesty.
• Stud Tax - The stud tax is hereby abolished. In its place, the former rebel leader must give the God-Emperor two of his most handsome studs each year; one on his birthday and the other on Christmas.
• Title - The title of God-Emperor shall be changed to God-and-Emperor for Drew Espinosa, and Emperor/Empress for his subsequent successors. 
• Elections - The Empire hereby guarantees that all elections are and will continue to be free and fair.
• Referendum - A non-binding referendum will be held in 2024 to determine whether or not Texas will become a republic.
• Autonomy - The Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex will be granted limited autonomy.
• Miscellaneous -  A new Imperial Palace, dubbed the Rainbow Palace, shall be built. A botanical garden shall be created to honor both Imperial and Resistance forces.

 

Non-binding?  

[clochette]

13 minutes ago, Headstall said:

 you're the sexy Grandpa, rocking the salt & pepper hair I bet

[Drew Espinosa]

45 minutes ago, Headstall said:

Non-binding?  

[Albert1434]

[Headstall]

I had chocolate fudge birthday cake.  

[Bucket1]

16 hours ago, Headstall said:

Thanks, bro!   Am I getting a puppy?  

Happy birthday Gary

 

Not sure about a puppy but my nephew has a really nice smelling kitten… it knocked over a diffuser and smells of vanilla 

[Bucket1]

2 hours ago, Headstall said:

I had chocolate fudge birthday cake.  

I got my sister a chocolate mud cake muffin with a homemade sign for yesterday and a proper mud cake for her birthday today

[raven1]

On 12/2/2022 at 4:10 AM, spike382 said:

I do like these ideas though 

A word of caution about the house.  I suspect the family quarters will be 99.99% of the total area.  

[raven1]

On 12/2/2022 at 4:11 AM, Drew Espinosa said:

What a 2026 Ballot might look like:

God-Emperor of Texas

• Drew Espinosa
• Lee Espinosa
• Randall Espinosa
• Rosa Espinosa

Are these some of your split personalities?

[raven1]

On 12/2/2022 at 4:16 AM, clochette said:

Reminds me of the time a certain dictator "stepped down as prime Minister"...

Me too!  I think the guy is one of Drew's Russian friends.

[raven1]

On 12/2/2022 at 5:01 AM, Drew Espinosa said:

To sweeten the deal, @spike382 I'll also give you a muffin that my mother just made.  

Drew's definition of give is probably the same as share in Drewth!

[raven1]

18 hours ago, clochette said:

Such a naughty boy

Want to guess who Yayo is immitating?🤔

[raven1]

18 hours ago, Headstall said:

68

Still a young man!  Happy belated birthday Gary.  

[bignick]

Good morning.  Not so loud. I'm still on sleep mode.   

[Bucket1]

It could be time for sleep mode here

[Drew Espinosa]

2 hours ago, raven1 said:

Are these some of your split personalities?

I already explained that they are my sister's children.

Did you skip that post during your catch-up?

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Bucket1 said:

It could be time for sleep mode here

Take Terry with you!

[clochette]

14 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Take Terry with you!

 

Edited December 3, 2022 by clochette

[Albert1434]

Aloha All

[Albert1434]