CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, Headstall said:

Nope! Fake News. Texas adopted him and there are no returns... he might not be a real Texan, but you are stuck with Cancun Cruz.

Once I conquer Canada, I'll make Ted the new Governor-General.

[clochette]

3 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

On a more serious note, we're talking about national animals. It only makes sense to make an animal native to Texas the national animal of Texas.

And it's already established that Nicky is not a native Texan.

Nicky doesn't want to be associated with Texas anyway

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Headstall said:

Oh... native Texan... I see...  

Do you think any animal anywhere would do? 

Would it make sense to make the Red Kangaroo the national animal of Texas?

Spoiler

Answer: no!

 

[clochette]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Do you think any animal anywhere would do? 

Would it make sense to make the Red Kangaroo the national animal of Texas?

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Answer: no!

 

No other animals or persons want to be associated with Texas anyway

[Headstall]

5 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Do you think any animal anywhere would do? 

Would it make sense to make the Red Kangaroo the national animal of Texas?

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Answer: no!

 

You would be lucky to be able to adopt a fine animal like Nickster.  

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, clochette said:

No other animals or persons want to be associated with Texas anyway

By associated, do you include supporting rebellions?

[clochette]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

By associated, do you include supporting rebellions?

You're right, I made a mistake 

Spoiler

Ni animal or person wants to be associated with your kind of Texas!

 

Vive la Révolution! 👊

 

[Drew Espinosa]

31 minutes ago, clochette said:

You're right, I made a mistake 

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Ni animal or person wants to be associated with your kind of Texas!

 

Vive la Révolution! 👊

 

My kind of Texas is peaceful and prosperous.

[Albert1434]

Do you know how to find Texas?

You walk east until you smell it

Then walk south until you step in it

[Drew Espinosa]

 <nukes @Albert1434's orchids>  

[Headstall]

25 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

Do you know how to find Texas?

You walk east until you smell it

Then walk south until you step in it

 

[Drew Espinosa]

3 hours ago, clochette said:

I made a mistake

I'm bookmarking this...  

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Headstall said:

 

 <nukes Scotiabank Arena>  

[Headstall]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

 <nukes Scotiabank Arena>  

Oh, come on, Drewbear. That was fuuunnnnyyyyyy.  

[Drew Espinosa]

40 minutes ago, Headstall said:

Oh, come on, Drewbear. That was fuuunnnnyyyyyy.  

[Albert1434]

How does a Texas energy company differ from a Dumpster Fire?

A Dumpster Fire creates affordable light and heat.

[clochette]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I'm bookmarking this...  

The important part was IN the quote  

[clochette]

1 hour ago, Headstall said:

Oh, come on, Drewbear. That was fuuunnnnyyyyyy.  

[Albert1434]

[Albert1434]

After you miss one exit in Texas,

you find yourself in Africa.

[Albert1434]

Texans know this is the REAL food pyramid. Because protein is all you need, right?

Edited December 17, 2022 by Albert1434

[clochette]

42 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

Texans know this is the REAL food pyramid. Because protein is all you need, right?

And suddenly Texas doesn't seem like such a bad place after all (if you don't look too closely at the government and the nukes holes...)  though I'd put bbq on top then steaks and chickens

[Bucket1]

Ummmmm @bignick did you miss a family reunion?

 

[Albert1434]

What’s the difference between Taxes and Texas?

Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.

[Albert1434]

To all ya'll in Texas without tap water

Get well soon.