CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Page Scrawler]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

That only reinforced their immunization!  

Traverse City Rings in the New Year With Platoon of Paramilitary-Shaped Ice Sculptures from Texas!

-The Detroit Free Press

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Page Scrawler said:

Traverse City Rings in the New Year With Platoon of Paramilitary-Shaped Ice Sculptures from Texas!

-The Detroit Free Press

Stop promoting a fake news rag.  

[Page Scrawler]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Stop promoting a fake news rag.  

I haven't said one word about The Texas Tribune! 

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Page Scrawler said:

I haven't said one word about The Texas Tribune! 

The Detroit Free Press has a grade of "F" for accurate reporting by the Imperial Press Association.  

While the Texas Tribune has an "A"  

[Bucket1]

12 hours ago, clochette said:

Could be an interesting way to cut off his tamales and arroz con leche supply chain

That’s so mean 

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Bucket1 said:

That’s so mean 

You mean poorly thought out.  

[Bucket1]

7 hours ago, Headstall said:

It's a lovely warm day here... currently 9 C. The snow has almost disappeared, but I'm sure there will be more to come. I hope you find relief.  

Very pleasant 29C today but not looking forward to next week - 2023 starts with a week of high 30s up to 40C

[Headstall]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Breaking News: To avoid invasion, Premier Ford agrees to Ontario voluntarily joining the Empire of Texas!

-the Texas Tribune, 12/30/22

[Drew Espinosa]

Report: A new environmental study shows that the frog population in Texas has sharply declined during the God-and-Emperor's reign.

-the Texas Tribune, 12/30/22

[Page Scrawler]

34 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Report: A new environmental study shows that the frog population in Texas has sharply declined during the God-and-Emperor's reign.

-the Texas Tribune, 12/30/22

*sends 200,000 frog plushies to Texas* 

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

*sends 200,000 frog plushies to Texas* 

Sorry Pagey, but plushies won't help an endangered species' population recover.  

[Page Scrawler]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Sorry Pagey, but plushies won't help an endangered species' population recover.  

Perhaps not, but it will raise awareness and appreciation for all amphibians. 

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Page Scrawler said:

Perhaps not, but it will raise awareness and appreciation for all amphibians. 

Ooh sorry, but awareness and appreciation for amphibians is a banned topic for k-12 education.  

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Drew Espinosa said:

Ooh sorry, but awareness and appreciation for amphibians is a banned topic for k-12 education.  

<rounds up all 200,000 plushies and throws them into a landfill>  

[Page Scrawler]

6 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

<rounds up all 200,000 plushies and throws them into a landfill>  

Good luck out-running the 200,000 kids who own those plushies with your tiny legs! 

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Page Scrawler said:

Good luck out-running the 200,000 kids who own those plushies with your tiny legs! 

Nah sweetie, your 200,000 plushies didn't even make it to the children because the Imperial Customs Authority had already seized them when they arrived as contraband.  

[clochette]

6 hours ago, Bucket1 said:

That’s so mean 

You meant clever don't you?

"Aux grands maux, les grands remèdes" meaning "to great troubles, great remedies" 

[dughlas]

13 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Sweetie... there are several Mexican restaurants in my town, I'd still have a steady supply of tamales and arroz con leche.  

Yes, but you'd have to pay for them.

11 hours ago, clochette said:

As good as your mama's?

'Nother valid point.

8 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

But I'd still survive on those tamales.  

But the joy in eating them would be gone.

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, dughlas said:

Yes, but you'd have to pay for them.

As God-and-Emperor, I am more than happy to support local businesses.  Unlike the rebel, who is all too eager to rob them at gun-point!

[dughlas]

6 hours ago, Bucket1 said:

Very pleasant 29C today but not looking forward to next week - 2023 starts with a week of high 30s up to 40C

I forsee speedo clad lads in your future ...

Oops, let's try again.

[Bucket1]

The second choice looks like one of Gary's selections 

[Albert1434]

Aloha All

Edited December 31, 2022 by Albert1434

[bignick]

21 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

Aloha All

Aloha, Albert. Don't forget your umbrella.

[Headstall]

1 hour ago, bignick said:

Aloha, Albert. Don't forget your umbrella.

I'm guessing frogs don't use umbrellas. Good morning, green god.  

[Headstall]

2 hours ago, Albert1434 said:

Aloha All

Aloha, Albert!