CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Page Scrawler]

47 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I have generals on hand to lead the imperial army for me!

 

47 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

And they are loyal to me only!

I thought Chiquita was loyal only to herself. 

[dughlas]

12 hours ago, Headstall said:

I'm not surprised.  

If I only got an inch I would be too.

[dughlas]

9 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

You literally wanted to lead a rebellion from a country twelve hours ahead.

I will nuke every square inch of Texas if I have to!

 

Didn't you once claim you would never nuke Texas? Was that just more of the Drewth?

[dughlas]

5 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I'll just turn Teotihuacan into her new imperial residence.

We all know you aren't gonna be far from mama's tamales, so, you're fleeing in the face of the rebellion. 

Edited March 12, 2023 by dughlas

[dughlas]

5 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I have generals on hand to lead the imperial army for me!

Not if you nuke them and your armies.

[Drew Espinosa]

6 hours ago, Page Scrawler said:

 

I thought Chiquita was loyal only to herself. 

Chiquita died before Spikey started his rebellion.

[Drew Espinosa]

2 hours ago, dughlas said:

Didn't you once claim you would never nuke Texas?

You forgot the asterisk following that: unless a crisis requires the nuking of Texas territory to restore order.

[Drew Espinosa]

2 hours ago, dughlas said:

We all know you aren't gonna be far from mama's tamales, so, you're fleeing in the face of the rebellion. 

I don't flee!

[Drew Espinosa]

2 hours ago, dughlas said:

Not if you nuke them and your armies.

Whatever.

[Albert1434]

Aloha All I see we're having the Drew madness hour how cool!

[Albert1434]

How are you today Spike😃

[spike382]

2 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

You forgot the asterisk following that: unless a crisis requires the nuking of Texas territory to restore order.

Irradiating the land for the next 10,000 years, and making the entire area unlivable.  In the words of Iron Man "not a great plan."

2 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I don't flee!

Yeah guys it's called a "tactical retreat... tail between legs" 👀

4 hours ago, dughlas said:

If I only got an inch I would be too.

  

[Drew Espinosa]

7 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Irradiating the land for the next 10,000 years, and making the entire area unlivable.  In the words of Iron Man "not a great plan."

[dughlas]

2 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

You forgot the asterisk following that: unless a crisis requires the nuking of Texas territory to restore order.

Oh yeah the assterisk and subsquent fine print.

[dughlas]

2 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I don't flee!

Yeah, sure ...

[Albert1434]

Aloha Dughlas hope your well today!

[Albert1434]

7 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Is that the best you can do?

[raven1]

10 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I'll just turn Teotihuacan into her new imperial residence.

Teotihuacan i very impressive, big and beautiful.  You also won't need aircon, but getting electricity and plumbing install will be a problem.  I don't think your mom will like the steps to the porch or the very small rooms.  I really don't think she would be pleased.  

[clochette]

9 minutes ago, dughlas said:

Oh yeah the assterisk and subsquent fine print.

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, raven1 said:

Teotihuacan i very impressive, big and beautiful.  You also won't need aircon, but getting electricity and plumbing install will be a problem.  I don't think your mom will like the steps to the porch or the very small rooms.  I really don't think she would be pleased.  

You think I'm keeping it as is? Puh-lease, I'm razing Teotihuacan to the ground and replacing it with a modern palace.

[Drew Espinosa]

9 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

Is that the best you can do?

Rebels don't deserve any other type of response.

[raven1]

16 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Looks like Drew has the Blahs again.  He's never satisfied even on vacation.

[Drew Espinosa]

16 minutes ago, dughlas said:

Yeah, sure ...

No pan dulce for you.

Edited March 12, 2023 by Drew Espinosa

[Drew Espinosa]

18 minutes ago, dughlas said:

fine print.

Fine print is important for imperial lawmaking.

[Albert1434]

Uluru