BabyXander1990 Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 6 hours ago, Kitt said: And just when did you open a day care??? Happy Saturday all I think I should...I know we are looking to adopt a few kids. My sister in law told us that her kids will be ours if she the cancer kills her. Her oldest is 9, her daughter, the other are twins who are 2. 4
Popular Post Page Scrawler Posted February 23, 2019 Popular Post Posted February 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Thorn Wilde said: EDIT: I deeply apologise to anyone who's grossed out by this anatomy lesson, lol! I've seen a YouTube video where a set of male equipment gets turned outside-in to form lady parts. It was only a computer graphic, not a live surgery, fortunately. I don't think my gag reflex could have handled it, otherwise. 1 hour ago, Headstall said: Hi, Marty! Back in those days, people were repressed in general. Thank God for the seventies and beyond. The turn-of-the-millennium wasn't much better. I had to sit through a 15-minute video with 20 other boys (Fourth and Fifth grades merged). Instead of providing answers, it just created more questions in my head. Private elementary schools suck. Thank God I managed to convince my parents to let me take Grades 7 - 12 at a public school. 6
BabyXander1990 Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 6 hours ago, Kitt said: And just when did you open a day care??? Happy Saturday all I might do it someday... 2 1
BabyXander1990 Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 4 hours ago, Headstall said: Happy Saturday, all! Our walk in the woods this morning was warmer... but not this warm... Guess...? Guess what?? Spoiler I guess briefs... 4
Page Scrawler Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Headstall said: OMG! Those cases have to be willful ignorance... I laughed a lot, but really, it's sad as hell. Some of it might have been sarcasm, which doesn't translate well through written text. 1 hour ago, Valkyrie said: I don't know whether to Or curl up in a ball in the corner to weep for humanity And these people are reproducing. OMG. We're doomed. I'm not sure they could find the right hole. I think we're safe. 1 hour ago, Headstall said: I was a curious lad, and had to know everything back then, but yeah, I learned nothing in sex ed. Same here. 21 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said: 20 pages since last I was here? How am I supposed to catch up? This isn't just an emergency, it's a national emergency! Anyways, howdy y'all! Hey, Drewdrop! 4
BabyXander1990 Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Thorn Wilde said: Yes it is. It's also a lot bigger than you'd think, with 'arms' reaching down along the inner labia and into the vagina. And they still don't teach this is sex ed... The clitoris is kind of a proto-penis. All foetuses start out 'female', with the clitoris turning into a penis later in the pregnancy. This is why when trans dudes take T the clitoris grows considerably. It can then be fashioned into a functioning penis through surgery, though it won't be very big. And the prostate is actually the equivalent of the uterus, if you'd believe that. It's all super interesting, I think. EDIT: I deeply apologise to anyone who's grossed out by this anatomy lesson, lol! I'm not grossed out... 5
BabyXander1990 Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Marty said: All I can say is that he's got a nice face... And a nice body, too...and.... Spoiler A wonder about under his 'GUESS'... 4
BabyXander1990 Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Headstall said: I was a curious lad, and had to know everything back then, but yeah, I learned nothing in sex ed. My sex ed came from Dennis... Spoiler Not really just Dennis, but my cousins, uncles and my parents....but I always tell Dennis that he was/ is my teacher... 3
BabyXander1990 Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 42 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said: 20 pages since last I was here? How am I supposed to catch up? This isn't just an emergency, it's a national emergency! Anyways, howdy y'all! Nuke the 20 pages, Drew.... 😀 1 4
Drew Espinosa Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 21 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said: Hey, Drewdrop! Biggy! 3 1
Page Scrawler Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 1 minute ago, BabyXander1990 said: My sex ed came from Dennis... I wish I could say I got mine from Morgan, but that would be a fib. My "education" came from the twins I dated in Junior year. 1 2
Page Scrawler Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 Just now, Drew Espinosa said: Biggy! How are your classes going, buddy? 5
BabyXander1990 Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 Just now, Page Scrawler said: I wish I could say I got mine from Morgan, but that would be a fib. My "education" came from the twins I dated in Junior year. Teaching you three way sex??? 4
Page Scrawler Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 Just now, BabyXander1990 said: Teaching you three way sex??? Yep. The boys' family moved to California after that summer, but I still enjoy a pizza from Long Lake Grocery on occasion. 2 1
BabyXander1990 Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said: Yep. The boys' family moved to California after that summer, but I still enjoy a pizza from Long Lake Grocery on occasion. I wonder what happened to them.. 2
Page Scrawler Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, BabyXander1990 said: I wonder what happened to them.. I heard their dad found a job opportunity with some big tech company. 3
BabyXander1990 Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 Ash said that she wishes she could be a mom. I told her that she will. She just diapered the twins after they got up from their naps. 4
BabyXander1990 Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Page Scrawler said: I heard their dad found a job opportunity with some big tech company. Bet you were sad... 2 1
Page Scrawler Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 12 minutes ago, BabyXander1990 said: Ash said that she wishes she could be a mom. I told her that she will. She just diapered the twins after they got up from their naps. No firehose action, I hope? 😀 12 minutes ago, BabyXander1990 said: Bet you were sad... Oh, yeah, I was heartbroken for a good while after that. Then I met a cute fellow named Colton who worked in a café. We never got as involved as my relationship with the twins, but we were close for a while. 1 2
BabyXander1990 Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 Nope she knows about firehose action...she knows to put a diaper on a penis...She been helping me when they are over...The twins are with Dennis now...watching the Xfinity race 4
Popular Post Headstall Posted February 23, 2019 Popular Post Posted February 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said: 20 pages since last I was here? How am I supposed to catch up? This isn't just an emergency, it's a national emergency! Anyways, howdy y'all! Hi, Drew... I'll see you in court. 6
BabyXander1990 Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 Reading a nice story 'Dancing on a Star.' 3 1
Page Scrawler Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, BabyXander1990 said: Reading a nice story 'Dancing on a Star.' OMG, I just finished chapter five on The Mustard Jar! https://www.themustardjar.com/dancinghome.html 4
Popular Post Thorn Wilde Posted February 23, 2019 Popular Post Posted February 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Page Scrawler said: I've seen a YouTube video where a set of male equipment gets turned outside-in to form lady parts. It was only a computer graphic, not a live surgery, fortunately. I don't think my gag reflex could have handled it, otherwise. The turn-of-the-millennium wasn't much better. I had to sit through a 15-minute video with 20 other boys (Fourth and Fifth grades merged). Instead of providing answers, it just created more questions in my head. Private elementary schools suck. Thank God I managed to convince my parents to let me take Grades 7 - 12 at a public school. I went to private school from year 5 through year 10. That would be from I was 11 until I was 16. It was a Catholic school, actually. Thankfully, proper sex education is mandatory for all schools in this country no matter how religious they are. The curriculum in general is mandated by the public school board. So we learned everything. Our teacher was far more embarrassed about it all than we were... 2 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said: 20 pages since last I was here? How am I supposed to catch up? This isn't just an emergency, it's a national emergency! Anyways, howdy y'all! Hi, Drew! Hope you're having a good day. 1 hour ago, Page Scrawler said: I wish I could say I got mine from Morgan, but that would be a fib. My "education" came from the twins I dated in Junior year. Again, you should really write that story, dude. 2 4
Page Scrawler Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 47 minutes ago, Thorn Wilde said: Again, you should really write that story, dude. I'm trying to boot up my computer, but all I'm getting right now is: "Failure configuring Windows updates. Reverting changes." Stupid technology. 5
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