CoTT 2 House of Cards

[bignick]

1 hour ago, spike382 said:

I would pay for the video of this! 

Hey! You're not supposed to laugh.  But if it made you feel better, mission accomplished. 

8 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Survive this bitch!

 <nukes pond full of tadpoles>

Cough... Cough... 

[Headstall]

26 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Yes! Because I'm fair, balanced, and unbiased, I expect y'all to be the same!

More Drewth.  

[Drew Espinosa]

7 minutes ago, Headstall said:

More [redacted].  

Prove it.

[Drew Espinosa]

16 minutes ago, bignick said:

Cough... Cough... 

Are you getting sick, Nicky?

Here, let's get you into a nice warm bath...

[Page Scrawler]

35 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Yes! Because I'm unfair, unbalanced, and biased, I expect y'all to be the same!

Truth! 

[Drew Espinosa]

5 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Truth! 

Manipulating other people's posts is wrong, Pagey!

[Page Scrawler]

3 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Manipulating other people's posts is wrong, Pagey!

And if I point out that you do it all the time, I suppose you'll say that's your right as God-Emperor of Texas? 

[Drew Espinosa]

8 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

I suppose you'll say that's your right as God-Emperor of Texas? 

Wrong! I'd just deny it.

[spike382]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Wrong! I'd just deny it.

Classic Ministry of Drewth gaslighting.

[Drew Espinosa]

15 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Classic Ministry of [redacted] gaslighting.

[Mancunian]

20 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I think you need to take that poor bird to the vet's, he has a serious problem shaking so much, or is he clearing his ears of the dreaded Drewth. 

Edited November 15, 2023 by Mancunian

[Drew Espinosa]

20 minutes ago, Mancunian said:

I think you need to take that poor bird to the vet's, he has a serious problem shaking so much, or is he clearing his ears of the dreaded [redacted]. 

You Brits may not know this, but here in America, shaking your head side to side means "no."  

Edited November 15, 2023 by Drew Espinosa

[Mancunian]

5 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

You Brits may not know this, but here in America, shaking your head side to side means "no."  

Really! You don't say! You must have forgotten that we Brits have been around a lot longer than you Texans and we taught you the language. But now you have convinced me that you know what no is try taking notice of the bird, he's telling you something. NO MORE DREWTH. 

[Drew Espinosa]

7 minutes ago, Mancunian said:

we taught you the language

Wrong! Americans taught Texans the language!  

7 minutes ago, Mancunian said:

NO MORE [REDACTED].

I agree, that bird wants y'all to stop using banned words!  

Edited November 15, 2023 by Drew Espinosa

[Mancunian]

5 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Wrong! Americans taught Texans the language!  

I agree, that bird wants y'all to stop using banned words!  

Have you been swearing at him as well as telling him the Drewth!! Shame on you, I'll tell Mama Espinosa if you don't stop it and tell her you need to be grounded. 

[spike382]

11 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Wrong! Americans taught Texans the language!  

This is such a Drew answer, I can’t even get mad. 

4 minutes ago, Mancunian said:

Have you been swearing at him as well as telling him the Drewth!! Shame on you, I'll tell Mama Espinosa if you don't stop it and tell her you need to be grounded. 

Man, you’re fighting dirty… I like it.

[Drew Espinosa]

34 minutes ago, Mancunian said:

Shame on you, I'll tell Mama Espinosa if you don't stop it and tell her you need to be grounded.

Puh-lease, my parents don't care about swearing. Hell, when my aunt did something dumb, my mother called her a pendeja.  

30 minutes ago, spike382 said:

This is such a Drew answer, I can’t even get mad. 

@Mancunian would have had a point if one of the Six Flags of Texas had been the Union Jack.  

[spike382]

24 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

@Mancunian would have had a point if one of the Six Flags of Texas had been the Union Jack.  

What a shame, it was a colony of Spain instead.  

[Mancunian]

3 minutes ago, spike382 said:

What a shame, it was a colony of Spain instead.  

What Drew forgets is that I wasn't talking about flags. Americans, including Texans, speak English which did not come from Spain. But then, his memory is even shorter than he is. 

[Drew Espinosa]

8 minutes ago, spike382 said:

What a shame, it was a colony of Spain instead.  

Better to be a colony of Spain than Britain.

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Mancunian said:

What Drew forgets is that I wasn't talking about flags. Americans, including Texans, speak English which did not come from Spain. But then, his memory is even shorter than he is. 

No, we speak American English. Not British English!

[Mancunian]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Better to be a colony of Spain than Britain.

I don't know if you are right or wrong, what I do know is that I don't agree with colonisation by force.

[Mancunian]

3 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

No, we speak American English. Not British English!

American English was derived from British English. But remember, the only true Americans are the Native Indians, everyone else there is either an immigrant or a descendant of an immigrant.

[spike382]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

No, we speak American English. Not British English!

That’s actually a fine line.  As I’ve been taught by the lovely YouTube channel “Across the Pond” American English is closer to how many words were used/pronounced before the 19th century. 

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, Mancunian said:

I don't know if you are right or wrong, what I do know is that I don't agree with colonisation by force.

1 minute ago, Mancunian said:

American English was derived from British English.

That hasn't been an accepted fact since 1776.