Hahaha...what?!?!

[Comicality]

God bless you, Canada! ::Snickers::

So I was watching weird movies with my mom last night in bed, because she's taking care of me like a little kid, LOL...and I fell asleep on one movie and woke up at the beginning of another one. It's called "The Pit", and it's like a late 70's/early 80's Canadian horror flick! And it was SO bad!!! Hahaha! But I couldn't turn away from it! And, you know...cute 80's boy in super tight jeans...

Anyway, there was this big hole in the middle of the forest, and he just kept luring people out there and pushing them in the hole to geten by monsters! Hahaha! But, like...it just kept happening!

"I've been bullying you in school for your whole life! Muahaha!"

"Oh yeah? Well, follow me out into the middle of the woods! There's treasure out there or something!"

"Duhhh...ok. But there had better be treasure!"

::Pushes him in the hole::

"Oh nooooo! You tricked me!"

LOL! This goes on for like 90 minutes straight! Just a boy in tight pants talking to his teddy bear, finding some dumbass person, and then pushing them in a hole in the middle of the woods! I swear...I think he killed like HALF the town with the same damn trick! They were all a few donuts short of a dozen, if you ask me!

And then...'spoiler alert'...after an entire movie full of luring people out in the woods to randomly push them in a hole to get eaten by monsters...he moves away to another town. He finds a pretty girl that he likes. Gets lured out into the woods. And the girl PUSHES HIM IN A HOLE TO GET EATEN BY MONSTERS!!!! Hahahaha! WTF???

Best Canadian horror movie ever! I've gotta find it and keep it tp watch every Halloween from now on!
 

Anyway, I feel good this morning! Gonna get some breakfast and then finish editing my stuff from last week!

[MrM]

Oh, that sounds CLASSIC!

I need to scrounge around and find that one! I love the concept!

[Page Scrawler]

Reminds me of the "Goosebumps" series of books by R.L. Stine. In every book, you think the ending is going to turn out okay, but then there's a plot twist that isn't so good for the MC.

I can't say I'm really into horror stories, but I DID enjoy the movie "Violent Night". It's like an R-rated version of Home Alone! 

Edited October 26, 2023 by Page Scrawler