Wisdom of Larry the cable guy

[TalonRider]

Wisdom of Larry the cable guy

 

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

 

 

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

 

 

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

 

 

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

 

 

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"

22. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

[Jack Scribe]

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"

How true! This is a gem. However, I doubt anyone under the age of 30 can appreciate it.

 

Jack

[glomph]

None of these sound at all like Larry.

 

Usually lists like these are attributed to George Carlin or Andy Rooney.

[AFriendlyFace]

Wisdom of Larry the cable guy

 

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

 

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

 

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"

22. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

LOL these are my favourites!

 

 

None of these sound at all like Larry.

 

Usually lists like these are attributed to George Carlin or Andy Rooney.

Yeah, I heard somewhere that 64.8% of all such internet lists were attributed to George Carlin.

 

Thanks for sharing, Jan!!

 

Take care all,

Kevin

Edited March 29, 2007 by AFriendlyFace

[glomph]

It breaks me up just trying to imagine Larry saying "inevitable."

 

Yeah, I heard somewhere that 64.8% of all such internet lists were attributed to George Carlin.

 

 

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"

 

It's true, even if Larry didn't say it. At the same time, I realize that most of the time I feel better than I did 12 or 15 years ago.

[rknapp]

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

 

 

^^A rule that I live by

[colinian]

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"

How true! This is a gem. However, I doubt anyone under the age of 30 can appreciate it.

 

Jack

 

Hey, I'm 17 and I can appreciate it!

 

I see it around me all the time, at home, at school, in town... everywhere there's an older person!

 

Colin

[Drewbie]

Hey I might be 21, say to myself sometimes if they happened to me, blah blah or I would never done that at 14