Simply fantastic, sad, funny, and well done...
RyIP: Damn. Your iPhone just slapped the gay back into you.
RyIP: That was Bluetooth cosmic karma.
RyIP: You didn’t just get wrecked.
RyIP: You got phowned.
I've seen folks like this, playing the relations card, announcing their entitlement to others in similar circumstances, not realizing others have seen right through them...