Loved the jokes, can only imagine the look on the por cop's face...
Then I thought, ‘why not make the best of it? So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.
Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ‘O.K., mate! Give me $20, or off it comes.”
“Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop, laughing. “OK. Good luck!”
As she walked away he added “Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?”
“Not everybody pays.”