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Will Gerald's mother be struck by lightning? Does Dennis own an Al Stewart CD? If so, will he get mad at Gerald for loaning it to a friend? Will Alana be diagnosed with Adult ADHD? Who the hell thinks of these stupid questions? Find out in chapter 16 of If By Chance.

To all of my friends and readers at GA & AD: I just want to let everyone know that I

For being the gayest Gay Author in the whole history of the United States Of America

I'd never do that to my beloved readers, would I??

Thanks everyone And just think, it only took me two and a half years to get here My prediction is that I should be at 3000 posts by 2010 :pickaxe:

Bwuahahahaha!!!!

Ahem....actually, I think you should re-read that part. Also, I can tell you what I'm cooking It involves a goat, some carrots, celery, salt, a pot and some boiling water.

Haha....it was from before I was Shared Hosted and I wanted to be cool like everyone else, so I built my own site and linked it up with a forum that I got for free. But I wasn't cool, because I didn't know how to do the software updates, and one day, my forum was a thing of the past. Luckily I got my own forum here at GA no long after that, and I was all, pssh, that other forum wasn't about sh*t anyway.

One of my favorites is the one my grandpa always uses, which is, "dumber than the day is long." Also, around the way, I always here people say things like, "more grimey than a little bit," Or, for something that's taking a long time, "it's been a minute."

I used to live on Sprite, and would even make sure that if I didn't drink ten glasses of water, I got ten glasses of Sprite every day. Now I drink Coke with every meal. I have to have it, and it has to be in a glass with ice. If not, I get cranky and can't eat my meal On the other hand, I drink A&W every night before I go to sleep. Cherry Coke is good too, but due to a back wash incident, I can no longer drink Dr. Pepper.

I had to think about that one for a couple of days..... (blonde moment, sorry.) I forgot about my old, old, old, old forum that finally went away because the software updates didn't work. I think it got hacked or something..lol. Oh well, I guess when you have a free forum, you get what you pay for.

The Very Best Of the Eagles___ Disk One Currently Playing::: Tequila Sunrise

I like this one of when he was a singer, before he landed his gig as a radio host.

Chemical space ships, taste dust spliffs, hit from the Matrix Pig Destroyer, Anakis kiss, splatter your patriots Make coast stops, injectin' my pockets with Botox Latex bitches be chokin' on cock like Blow-Pops My flows hot, my glocks like a popular friend Sniffin Oxy-Cottin, we rock till the popular says Merciful fate, we at the gates, I hurt you for cake Cause Red Planets like a Shit Magnet, it counters with Jake Digital cuffs, runnin' from the D's and the fuzz Gut you out, rock Gas Mask, bleedin an stuff Into the void like blue velvet, goons and clerics New synthetic designer jewels for moods in deserts In heaven and earth, barcodes to measure my girth Thats like the J.D.L. joinin' the Zulu Nation for turf Birth of the solar, we did so, write for the cobra Goretex readin we all stand with iced out cobra's Jedi Mind Tricks by Kublai Khan Feat Goretex Verse Two

Is his first name Mike? And do you say his first and last name really fast?

I've always just pronounced it Myr.

and pictures and Hollywood gossip??? That would rule.

I tend to listen to somone if they're lookign me in the eye. Otherwise, I get distracted by other things around me....I guess that's kinda ADHD, but I can't help it. If my dad's talking, and he isn'r yelling or something, I actually start to nod off. I'm not kidding, He just has one of those voices that has a low hum to it or something, and my eyes get heavy from hearing it. It happens to other people too. A lot of my family has admitted that he's a hard person to have a long, drawn out conversation with because of the tone of his voice.

Don't be fooled...Tyler LOVES to be bitten....and whipped, and chained, and........ He's a ninja.

I think it's good to see the newsletter back up and running. I notice that it's being done on a smaller scale, but that's a good thing, IMO. Um, are you guys looking for contributing writers to submit articles for next month's edition?

TYLER!!!!! My BITCH from way back when I'm glad you finally showed up, trick

All of my characters have depth too, but they also all live secret double lives as interstate prostitues in the continental United States.

I think the more popular David is going to win the competition, but he probably wont really deserve it. It'll be like Rueben Studdard and Clay Aiken. Yes, they both sucked, but Ruben sucked more. Clay should have won

I was talking about David Hernandez....here's his link for last night http://youtube.com/watch?v=g_HQWDIxzaE Here's the popular David, who royally sucked ass last night. http://youtube.com/watch?v=g1b0lVz7CPg

How sad....I just watched a contestant ruin the theme song for Bodega Bay, and all the judges could tell her was that her performance was boring. Simon should have been waayyyyy harder on her for what she did to that song. Ok, Jason just ruined If I Fell In Love....he needed to do a different joint. The judges are being way too easy on him too, especially Paula One more update...Brooke just stole the show. OMG, these judges must've dropped some acid or smoked some sherm before the show. They just screwed David over.