Zombie

GRAB!

more tricksy comments to hide the horrible truth…

…but beware of the poisoned food offerings

It’s mine!

with all this smacking it’s time for some snatching *snatch!*

With just 149 shopping days left till Christmas some keen-eyed observers may have noticed that The Penguin (“I’m not really evil… well, maybe just a bit… OK, you got me… a lot!”) has kindly sent me details of my Christmas “present” - a “Hatch Your Own Spiders Terrarium” I’m sure it was an entirely innocent oversight on her part but, on closer inspection of the packaging, it’s clear that some important details weren't mentioned… I thought you should be aware of these “details” just in case you might be sent the same “gift” from other “well-wishers”… “What’s in the box?” “Venom antidote. Those spiders sure do love to bite. Any one of them could bite you and you’d be dead in minutes. But not any more with this life-saving antidote!” (thoughtfully included - like batteries aren’t ) ”Spider net. Spiders have a habit of escaping. This net is perfectly designed to round up those critters” “Warning” ”These spiders are aggressive. Really aggressive” ”Spiders have tiny sensors that can recognise fear and often act upon it!” ”Scientists have discovered that spiders are capable of hostile, strategic attacks!” “Watch them work together to escape - better look out Timmy!” Regular readers will know that this thread is intended to be a “go to” source of reliable factual information about spiders. Stay safe …and always be on the lookout

The pleasure of YouTube (and its curse ) is stumbling across stuff you never even knew existed But where there’s a specialist interest there’ll be YouTubes So, this thread is for those YouTube vids that are, er… weird or wonderful To kick off… Ever wondered what it would be like to drive the world’s first gas turbine car from more than 70 years ago on a race track? Nope, me neither But Georg Mayr-Harting, an obsessed and talented twenty five year old Austrian engineer, did. And because the original is in the London Science Museum, and will never be driven again, he had to build his own An exact replica using original engineering plans and original parts including a Rover gas turbine engine and he wants us to share in the pleasure he obviously gets from driving it flat out on a race track https://www.hemmings.com/stories/2020/06/28/the-worlds-only-turbine-powered-rover-jet-1-replica-built-by-a-25-year-old-who-tracks-it

Nobody wants this ? Then I’ll have it *SNATCH!*

bad fly!

shameless fly twerking again

bubble birds that cannot fly futile flippers they may deny comical how hard they try their ancient nemesis shuffling by pointing laughing Then we die

All hail the mighty BOP *SNATCH!* aahahahahahah!

this thread evil villains 🐧 have you not been paying attention?

Sorted Thanks Myr

How can I stop the new software update notifications when someone merely posts in a thread I’ve posted in - I just want them if there’s a response, or “@Zombie” mention, or a new Message. thanks

Mista Christa’s been blowing bubbles and annoying his cat for two hours! SNATCH! that’s better

hope the peeved plushie has a plumptious picnic

yes, well some critters are just real bad

next year is the 30th anniversary of Scotland’s invention of the deep fat fried Mars bar in 1992 Scotland’s major contribution to global cuisine is planned to be celebrated with a national holiday and live-streamed eating competitions around the country https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_Mars_bar

*SNATCH!* and scarper…

me not a messy eater so no “shower” of squidgy bits me gobbled very daintily and then licked the plate clean

Zombie’s baaaack!

thank you *SNATCH* *GOBBLE* *BURP*

and so the pesky poisoning penguin is itself poisoned karma