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David, Hoping You Heal Soon. Take good care of yourself and have lots of rest! Hope you come back to us soon.

Anything except Rap!!! And a little bit of Country. Mainly I listen to Classic Rock though. When in the Kitchen, bring down the Salsa music then I'll dance while I cook.

What? Booby Lover? HEH! ~!!~ Happy Birthday Eitherway ~!!~

Woo Hoooo!! Toga party for Kiwi? ~!!~ Happy Birthday ~!!~

I feel like Nephy does where Jer is concerned. Poor thing looks like he's so madly in love with Kyle but can not reveal it knowing the same is not returned, at least not in the way wants. What a great friend Jer is to everyone! And so smart for his young age! Once he settles with who ever is going to be one lucky person, that's for sure.

IDIOT SIGHTING When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's open!' His reply: 'I know. I already got that side.' This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two.' We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING: My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes Iknow, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back. She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the clerks at McD's. IDIOT SIGHTING : I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.' From Kingman, KS IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE : My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.. -- From Kansas City IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.' Happened in Birmingham, Ala. IDIOT SIGHTING : The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!' She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS IDIOT SIGHTING : At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to 'downsizing,' our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a lunch at Texas Instruments. ; IDIOT SIGHTING : I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less. How would you pronounce this child's name? "Le-a" Leah?? NO Lee - A?? NOPE Lay - a?? NO Lei?? Guess Again. This child attends a school in Kansas City , Mo. Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong. It's pronounced "Ledasha", When the Mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, "the dash don't be silent." SO, if you see something come across your desk like this please remember to pronounce the dash. If dey axe you why, tell dem de dash don't be silent. STAY ALERT! They walk among us .... and they VOTE and REPRODUCE!

~!!~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY ~!!~

~!!~ YO BILLY!!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLIN' BOY ~!!~

~!!~ Happy Birthday Jordan ~!!~ Hope your days is HHHOTTTT!

Happy Birthday Rick !!!

Mike, I was about to post the exact same page! LOL I stopped and read one of the freebies before getting to that page.

I've never talked before but I know it'll be awesome! I know you're very friendly and caring and HURRY!!! I need a massage! My back's killing me!

That all looks YUMM. No dinner for me tonight though, can't stop the itchy nose, watery eyes, sneezing and coughing... In other words, I feel like shit! Don't even wanna think when allergy season gets here full blast! UGH!

Do we even know when Milo's birthday is? I'm guessing once he's 18 his dad won't be able to anything to hold him back and he'll do what ever it takes to be with Nels. So Dom, How soon is his Birthday?

I love this Doctor! Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it...don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiency. What does cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So steak is nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give you 100% of recommended daily allowance of vegetable product. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up! Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc. Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain...good! Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!? Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach. Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around! Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me.. Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' a shape! Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

I've also been thinking about that. It could be he's rather upset that Nelson didn't tell him before. Could it be he's interested in him?

Hi Priscilla! Welcome to our Den. Don't be shy amongst us. We're a bunch of fun loving people. Anytime you need help with the site all you have to do is ask anyone or ask in the Admin. section... Glad you joined us!

Since you mentioned it's the same guy I went and looked again and the only way I could tell was the nose!!! WOW! What difference hair and clothing styles and facial expressions can do!!

DAMN! LOL I was wondering what happy pill he took before coming to the station!

This is how I imagine Nelson and Milo would look like... minus the color eyes... but you can just imagine they're green, right? They are both simply Gorgeous!! This would be Milo (Cristiano Ronaldo) And Nelson (Aaron Ramsey)

I think Brandon belongs in one of Mark Arbours stories! LOL!!! Slut-eeee!!!

Oh noooo!!! I don't wanna laugh but... LMAO!!! you didn't think of 'undo' the Oops? LOL ohh sorry to hear that! i know I would be majorly pissed if it happened to me too. But then again, at 4am who the hell remembers which key is where on the puter

Awww Thank you Conner... I love editing superb stories and this is one of them! I'm so glad to see how many people have read and commented on Joey's ITIIT !!!

Sky, I am also reading it here when you post but when I don't see new chapters in a while I also visit your group! I really like your story and am always looking out for new chaps!