Zeoanne

were flopping round and round

Happy Birthday Chris ~!!~

Exercise for people over 50! Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags. Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level.) After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.

I love you so much my child. I'll talk to you on IM.

but better than going barefoot

The 10.000th was made by admin. so the one before was Starquest4. I've already welcomed him... Here... https://www.gayauthors.org/forums/user/13257-starquest4/ Now go say HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

"What strange place this is"

Happy Birthday to a wonderful writer!!! Waiting for your next new chapter hun...

TOO OLD TO SQUAT An elderly man really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his enis. So he decided to do something about that. He went to the beach, undressed completely and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the and. A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with her cane. Remarking to the other little old lady, she said: "There really is no justice in the world." The other little old lady asked: "What do you mean by that?" The first little old lady replied: "Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it." "When I was 30, I enjoyed it." "When I was 40, I asked for it." "When I was 50, I paid for it." "When I was 60, I prayed for it." "When I was 70, I forgot about it." "Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat."

the bushes fearing for his...

I'm glad you laughed but honey, I don't wanna kill ya!

Viagra coffee An elderly Irish woman visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido. 'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor. 'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.' 'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went..' It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!' 'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor. 'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!' 'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor,' Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?' 'Freakin' Jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again.

I'm so happy for you both darling. I wish you all the happiness in the world. You deserve all the goodness life has to offer. Momma

Yellow flames shooting high above

with the beard spotted him

No worries darling. With as much weight I've gained in the past few months I don't think they've made a camera big enough to cover me completely!!!! LOL! Besides, I'm all my pretties Momma, my beautiful boys, they don't want my mug in their calendar! That would just be like.... EEWWWW!

Have a great day Tiff ~!!~

Happy Birthday ~!!~

Hope you had a great day Curti ~!!~

If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray and a breast exam, and; if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy.

No worries hun, I got a big F myself!

Alzheimer's Test How fast can you guess these words? 1. F_ _K 2. PU_S_ 3. S_X 4. P_N_S 5. BOO_S 6. _ _NDOM Answers: 1. FORK 2. PULSE 3. SIX 4. PANTS 5. BOOKS 6. RANDOM You got all 6 wrong....didn't you? Well, you don't have Alzheimer’s, but you are a pervert!

Are We There Yet?

My wife and I were at home watching TV. I had the remote And was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. She became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For God's sake, leave it on the porn channel! You already Know how to fish!"

Never. Streaking. Again. Dude!