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Zeoanne

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  1. Sorry about that Adam and Mark... That's what happens when one tries to use the brain at the wee hours of the morning! Damn insomnia!!!
  2. Have an Awesome day Adam !!!
  3. Colinian is right, it is Emulagted's story American Differences. I went to his stories here in GA and did not see it there. Perhaps in Nifty? It is a great story indeed.
  4. What I want to know is.... What's keeping you from serializing your long story? You could do a bit of rewrite on each scenario and give them a solution at the end then continue with book 2, etc. I buy a lot of ebooks and some are very long and also serialized. e.g. Ariel Tachna's Breaking Limits (413,155 words) Another long one is Top Secret -The archer by Abigail Roux ( 978 pages, 246,000 words) (which I purchased but have not started reading yet) Go to websites like AllRomanceeBooks.com and do a search on gay books then click on 'Word Count' and see how many are out there that are very long. So, you see? Everything is doable. All you have to do is give it a try.
  5. Hey Love, that's all you can remember? Wish I could help with that little info. Perhaps if you remember a bit more some of us could chip in. Love ya!
  6. Happy Birthday Darling Girl. Hope it's a good one !!!!
  7. Awww, I missed yet another party. I hope you had a fantastic day though... And many more to come!!!
  8. Have a fantastic Birthday Dear ~!!~
  9. WOO HOO!!!! It's a happy day for James and all his friends here and at home!! Happy Birthday Darling ~!!~
  10. Very touching indeed. I wish the writer the best and hope one day he''ll find his love once again. ~Rush~
  11. Hope you're having a fantastic day Libby!! Happy Birthday ~!!~
  12. Awww Baby! Sorry I wasn't here to celebrate your day! I really hope it was a great day!
  13. Sorry I missed the party Stu... I'm always late as of lately, but I hope it was a great one!!!
  14. Happy Birthday dear ~!!~
  15. And here's another one for you.... http://unicornbooty.com/2011/04/ok-pastor-arrested-for-molesting-his-three-adopted-daughters/
  16. To the news woman I have to say..... YOU GO GIRL!!!!!! And it's true what she asked that ugly looking hag.... What the hell are they doing living in OUR America if they hate it so much? I'm willing to buy her an airplane ticket to send her to Siberia!!
  17. Just went and checked the CRVBoy site and opened Boyhood's End. At the very bottom it states that the last modification was on 01/20/2011. I don't know if that is one story you were looking to read or not. It also states that that's the end of the Saga. http://www.crvboy.org/stories/brewmaxwell/s009/c10.html
  18. Mmmmmm.... Kissing..... Read This..... https://www.gayauthors.org/story/rush/thekissRush Too bad I haven't done it in years It's one of my most passionate things to do.
  19. A married couple are traveling by car from Victoria to Prince George . Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue, and decided to take a room. But, they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed them a bill for $350.00. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He told the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00 for four hours. Then the clerk tells him that $350.00 is the 'standard rate'. He insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to him, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that was available for them to use.' But we didn't use them," the husband said. ''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager. The Manager went on to explain that the couple could also have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to any of those shows," the husband said. "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied. No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, the husband replied, "But we didn't use it!" The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the husband gave up and agreed to pay. As he didn't have the check book he asked his wife to write the check. She did and gave it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But ma'am, this is only made out for $50.00." ''That's correct. I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with me," she replied. "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. "Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have." Don't mess with senior citizens. They didn't get there by being stupid! HAHAHA!!!
  20. BORICUAS IN HEAVEN Gabriel came to the Lord and said "I have to talk to you. We have some Puerto Ricans up here who are causing problems". My horn is missing, mojito sauce is all over their robes, they are making guayaberas from their robes, they have domino tables in the cafeteria, and they're wearing baseball caps instead of their halos. They refuse to stop making Puerto Rican coffee on Heaven's stairs, they are setting up fights in the clouds, and some of them are walking around with just one wing. The Lord said, "Puerto Ricans are Puerto Ricans", Gabriel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil. Gabriel called the Devil. The Devil answered the phone. "Hello? hold on a minute." the Devil returned to the phone. O.K. I'm back. What can I do for you?" Gabriel replied I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there. The Devil said "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said I'm back. Now, what was the question?" Gabriel said "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this...Hold on." This time the devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said "I'm sorry Gabriel. I can't talk right now. Those damn Puerto Ricans have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning!"
  21. her tummy painful with gas
  22. Hello My Child!! Hope you have a fantastic DRY birthday celebration!!! Love, Momma
  23. Happy Birthday ~!!~
  24. like booby sweat drenched cardboard... LOL
  25. A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?" "Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus." The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?" "You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules." So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which he stuffs into the jar. "Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to do: First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can't make a face while doing it." "Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands." "Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You have to take care of that problem." The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 -- but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!" "Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is." As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, "Where's the damn tequila?!" He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds! Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight -- then nothing but silence! Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body. He drunkenly says, "Now...., where's that old woman with the bad tooth?"
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