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Pull on whatever clothes happen to by lying on the floor closest to me, stumble outside, walk two miles to the nearest convenience store, buy a bottle of orange juice, and drink it on the walk back.

 

...You know, now that I think about it, it'd be a lot easier to just buy more than one bottle of orange juice at a time. Man, I'm inefficient.

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Pull on whatever clothes happen to by lying on the floor closest to me, stumble outside, walk two miles to the nearest convenience store, buy a bottle of orange juice, and drink it on the walk back.

 

...You know, now that I think about it, it'd be a lot easier to just buy more than one bottle of orange juice at a time.  Man, I'm inefficient.

But how else would you get exercise?

 

Snow Dog

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At 6am, Melody wakes me up and I let her and Zoe outside to pee (and I usually hit the restroom myself). They immediately come back in and we all go back to bed. Then at 7:30, my alarm goes off around the time Melody again wakes me (sometimes the alarm wins, sometimes Melody). I turn on the comp, put the kettle on for coffee and let them out again while I take a nap on the sofa, waiting for the kettle to boil... then - ahhh caffeine :)

 

You can understand why a pet door is high on the list of my projects for the new place :D

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At 6am, Melody wakes me up and I let her and Zoe outside to pee (and I usually hit the restroom myself).  They immediately come back in and we all go back to bed.  Then at 7:30, my alarm goes off around the time Melody again wakes me (sometimes the alarm wins, sometimes Melody).  I turn on the comp, put the kettle on for coffee and let them out again while I take a nap on the sofa, waiting for the kettle to boil...  then - ahhh  caffeine  :)

 

You can understand why a pet door is high on the list of my projects for the new place  :D

 

 

Trebs,

 

You sound like an old married guy.

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At 6am, Melody wakes me up and I let her and Zoe outside to pee (and I usually hit the restroom myself).  They immediately come back in and we all go back to bed.  Then at 7:30, my alarm goes off around the time Melody again wakes me (sometimes the alarm wins, sometimes Melody).  I turn on the comp, put the kettle on for coffee and let them out again while I take a nap on the sofa, waiting for the kettle to boil...  then - ahhh  caffeine  :)

 

You can understand why a pet door is high on the list of my projects for the new place  :D

 

 

Trebs,

 

You sound like an old married guy.

Trebs,

 

Mark is speaking from experience

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