Number 1 sounds interesting. o.o

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As for 2, my first sensation after realizing I'd fallen in love with someone was sharp pains in my forehead. This was because I was banging my head into my desk, hoping to knock the stupid out of me.

3, damn you.

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Even though I would be drinking green tea.

1...I mean 3

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What drugs are you doing now?

I'd go for 2.

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3, i love violinist, and the snarky ones are even hotter