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I'm amazingly bored today. As I was yesterday. And I will be tomorrow. All of my friends are out of town for fall break. It stinks.

 

Anyways, last night my mom took away my laptop and said I lost it for the next week. Luckily, when I was seven, I found where my mom hides everything she takes away from me. So it's really no problem. I can get on any time she's either not here or she's asleep. So I'm okay.

 

I have this friend whom I occasionally talk to on the phone, but when I don't answer my cell phone in time, she leaves 2 minute long messages on my voicemail. It makes me so mad! Also, when I'm talking to her, and we've been talking for over an hour, and I have to pee really bad, I'll say "I gotta go."

 

And then she'll get all teary and say, "You don't like me?!" And I have to promise to call her back the next night to get her to stop crying and let me go to the bathroom.

 

I mean, don't get me wrong, she's a good friend, but I wish she was amish so she wouldn't have a telephone. That would be nice.

 

Hot Cross Country Guy. I said I'd mention him in every post during one of my previous posts, so there it is.

 

Goodbye, all.

 

-psychic psychopath

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Davey

Davey 9

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I have this friend whom I occasionally talk to on the phone, but when I don't answer my cell phone in time, she leaves 2 minute long messages on my voicemail. It makes me so mad! Also, when I'm talking to her, and we've been talking for over an hour, and I have to pee really bad, I'll say "I gotta go."

 

I had a friend like that, she used to do the same get all upset cause i needed to pee. So one day I took the portable phone with me... She's never moaned since :)

NaperVic

NaperVic 161

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I had a friend like that, she used to do the same get all upset cause i needed to pee. So one day I took the portable phone with me... She's never moaned since :)

 

Dave, you can always make me laugh!!! :lol:

 

Thanks for making my day!

 

Vic

BoyNeedsTherapy

BoyNeedsTherapy 1

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Lol, is peeing while on the phone a bad thing? I do it all the time...

gobears20022002

gobears20022002 1

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Lol, is peeing while on the phone a bad thing? I do it all the time...

 

It makes your phone smell like urine and your phone may stop working. Not to mention your hand will get wet. :P

Rocketcnj

Rocketcnj 2

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Lol, is peeing while on the phone a bad thing? I do it all the time...

 

It makes your phone smell like urine and your phone may stop working. Not to mention your hand will get wet. :P

 

GoBears......he said peeing WHILE on the phone and not peeing ON the phone...LOL:)

 

Michael

NaperVic

NaperVic 161

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OK Nasty Boys (Dave & Ben), would you have a problem being on the phone while doing *ahem* #2?

 

Sorry Slaveboy for doing this in your blog, but I gotta know.

 

Vic

libbonobo

libbonobo 1

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OK Nasty Boys (Dave & Ben), would you have a problem being on the phone while doing *ahem* #2?

 

Sorry Slaveboy for doing this in your blog, but I gotta know.

 

Vic

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ :blink::blink:

 

A wee bit TMI. This is what PMs are for!

Bender

Bender 5

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Actually, I'd like to see how they answer this question. So carry on.

JamesSavik

JamesSavik 24,776

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When I used to work on a helpdesk, we were given portable phones. So... I can't tell you how many help desk calls I took on the crapper.

 

"Hey buddy, your phone sounds funny."

 

"You think it sounds funny now..."

WVSailor

WVSailor 1

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When I used to work on a helpdesk, we were given portable phones. So... I can't tell you how many help desk calls I took on the crapper.

 

"Hey buddy, your phone sounds funny."

 

"You think it sounds funny now..."

 

OMG! :blink: I can't imagine talking to a Help Desk why the person was on the :nuke: crapper :nuke: !!!

 

:lmao:

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