Your best Punchline!

[JamesSavik]

Here's how it works: I'll post a series of pictures, you give them a caption.

 

I'll go first a show you how it works:

 

 

 

John McCain and Hillery Clinton fail tragically while trying to be cool by using the old "pull my finger" joke.

 

 

I wonder if Christianity is ready to find out that Jesus is really an alien.

 

 

Quick! Pull Over. I'm going to hurl.

 

 

One of my favorite vacation spots.

[LongGone]

I can't believe I've been designated a "state park"

[Mark Arbour]

 

Bill Clinton speaking: Come here you! I love pussy!

[Thirdeye]

Republicans and Democrats can't even agree on the appropriate constipation face.

 

 

Jesus was a Jedi.

 

After walking in on his owners having sex, Marbles was never the same again

 

 

Fishing and bike tours offered by Larry Craig and Ted Haggard

[JamesSavik]

OK great!

 

Here are some new ones:

 

 

You call that art? There's better pieces in my litter box.

 

 

The sign outside Golden Years Retirement Home.

 

 

Chuckels the clown motivates the bull known as Widowmaker.

 

 

Oh boy, oh boy-- I can masterbate!

[writeincode]

 

"Angelina and Brad? Noooo! Please no! I know you want one of every race and species but please don't take my babies away!"

 

Try this:

[JamesSavik]

Try this:

 

Oh God I'll never drink again....

[LongGone]

Sadly, that's the story of my life.

Oh, this was supposed to be funny and not sad? Ignore this post, then.