Toast Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 Any funny or annoying anecdotes out there in toilet humor land? But really am I the only one this happens to.?
Nephylim Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 Any funny or annoying anecdotes out there in toilet humor land? But really am I the only one this happens to.? Nope.... I am sure it is an universal phenomenon closely related to Murphy's Law, which says anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Now that I have a mobile I carry it in my pocket and it's pot (or should that be potty) luck where I am when it rings... so if you call me and hear strange sounds in the background... just don't ask
AFriendlyFace Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 (edited) I have a tendency to be a "leave a message and I'll call ya back" kinda guy. Unless I'm specifically expecting a call I usually have my phone on silent and simply look at it periodically. If I have a text or voicemail I check it and respond, but I rarely ever notice when it's actually going off. As such, I wouldn't really know if it has a disproportionate tendency to go off when I enter the restroom. Edited September 28, 2009 by AFriendlyFace
Benji Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 I have a tendency to be a "leave a message and I'll call ya back" kinda guy. Unless I'm specifically expecting a call I usually have my phone on silent and simply look at it periodically. If I have a text or voicemail I check it and respond, but I rarely ever notice when it's actually going off. As such, I wouldn't really know if it has a disproportionate tendency to go off when I enter the restroom. ..........It must be Murphys law, because no one needs to use the bathroom or start the laundry until I'm under the shower, the doorbell never rings unless I'm in the bathroom. The hell with the phone everyone has a cell nowadays, so it goes with you!!
JamesSavik Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 Mine can stay silent for days... until I'm having sex. Then the bloody thing rings off the hook.
Arpeggio Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 Yeah, my phone is always on silent, it tends to go off when I'm in the shower or spending time with Chris. >.<
Tiger Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 I don't care about phones when I'm taking a crap or if I'm in the shower or if I'm having "happy time", so it matters not.
Toast Posted September 28, 2009 Author Posted September 28, 2009 (edited) Mine can stay silent for days... until I'm having sex. Then the bloody thing rings off the hook. ----------------------------------- -----------|\|\|\|/|/|/|/|---------- ------------ Edited September 28, 2009 by deadsnake
Hoskins Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 I am one of those who feels that if you make the tiny effort needed to call me, I'm going to make the tiny effort needed to answer the phone. I don't usually take it into battle with me though, so this scenario doesn't happen to me very often. HOWEVER I will slowly pour a glass of water into the toilet and then flush it while I'm talking to my sister, who never shuts up. It's very effective.
Toast Posted September 28, 2009 Author Posted September 28, 2009 I am one of those who feels that if you make the tiny effort needed to call me, I'm going to make the tiny effort needed to answer the phone. I don't usually take it into battle with me though, so this scenario doesn't happen to me very often. HOWEVER I will slowly pour a glass of water into the toilet and then flush it while I'm talking to my sister, who never shuts up. It's very effective. I am content to smile.
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