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I'm hoping the Great American Offensive of soccer into the US will lead to a bit of cross-pollination. I'm wondering how a nation as prudish as the US is outfitting their players with bum-enhancing, bulge-highlighting, figure-tweaking outfits like american football, but I'm longing for the day when our soccer players will be turned into semi pornstars too.

 

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^^ yep, it's that guy... whoddathunk ?

 

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Why don't we get back to the basics of sports and have them perform in the nude like they did in the original Olympics?

 

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This artifact dates back to the golden age of Athens.

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Why don't we get back to the basics of sports and have them perform in the nude like they did in the original Olympics?

 

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This artifact dates back to the golden age of Athens.

 

You got my vote for that. I'm worried that you'll get a warning for posting porn on the site though. tongue.gif

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Why don't we get back to the basics of sports and have them perform in the nude like they did in the original Olympics?

 

Sumo wrestling is almost there! :lol:

 

Problem is, I think the mawashi (loincloth) they wear, is a pretty import part of the sport itself.

 

 

 

 

 

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Why don't we get back to the basics of sports and have them perform in the nude like they did in the original Olympics?

You mean like nude rugby? As played in New Zealand in 2009 and 2010...

 

I should point out that this is during Winter in New Zealand :P

 

There are online videos available, too, such as this one showing the NZ team doing the haka. You'll notice a TV camera in that video. What appears to be footage from that camera is also available online, but you'll have to find it yourself as posting the link would violate GA rules on nudity. 0:) I'll give a hint though -- it's on the website of one of the New Zealand newspapers.

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You mean like nude rugby? As played in New Zealand in 2009 and 2010...

 

I should point out that this is during Winter in New Zealand :P

 

There are online videos available, too, such as this one showing the NZ team doing the haka. You'll notice a TV camera in that video. What appears to be footage from that camera is also available online, but you'll have to find it yourself as posting the link would violate GA rules on nudity. 0:) I'll give a hint though -- it's on the website of one of the New Zealand newspapers.

 

 

Oh my my my.. rugby is a contact sport too.. hmm

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