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So I went to the supermarket earlier to buy ingredients for a meal I need to prepare for tomorrow. I go to the fruits section and place some fruits into my trolley. About ten aisles later, I look down at my cart and realize that I've been pushing someone else's groceries...

 

Oops!

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:lmao: LOL!!!!

 

i was in a rush to put on one of the horses rugs on when it was raining, so i went to get him after it stopped raining to tack him up, turns it i had put it on inside out, the rug and the horse was saturated.... mega oops!! though at the time i didn't say oops!!

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Some years ago I met a boy of 15 whose last name was *_ay*. This was at a campground on a 4-day weekend, so we were involved in quite a few of the provided activities.

The kid and I hit it off so well that on the last day he brought his father to meet me. We were playing vollyball at the time, and to the sideline where dad and son are standing I said in a voice loud enough to be heard above the players, "So, you're gay."

JEBUS!! He AND his son turned beet red while the whole court immediately went quiet.

We were able to figure out where the confusion came from within a few moments, and then it became a regular joke when meeting people coming into our group.

btw--I think MY face was the reddest! oops!

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One time I stole my brother's ice cream out of the fridge, he had left the spoon in there, so it was cold, and when I stuck it in my mouth, it stuck to the side of my cheek. ^^

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B).........About 2 years ago I stopped for gas, ran the card and pumped gas then went into the store for a coke, I came out and ran into a friend started talking, said good -bye, got in the car and took off.... forgetting about the gas hose still attached which broke off!! Opps!!
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We were doing a formation for some sort of military inspection and one of the guys in the squad said something stupid that pissed me off. I was already not having a good day, so when he said something else I turned around and flipped him the bird, or rather I meant to, except where I thought he was was where my commanding officer was. The fact that instead of saying "oops" I said something starting with an "f". There was no salvaging the situation, so after trying to explain what had happened, I walked away redder than I thought I could turn, given skin pigmentation. When asked about later however, all I could say was "oops".

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When I was like 4 my mom had to pick up my lil sister who was 2 at the time from daycare. The place at the top of this hill and my mom was in a rush so she left me in the front with the car running and put on the E brake. Me being the curious lil monster I am I mightve took the E brake off and went down the hill while my mom chased me down the hill with my lil sister in tow.

 

Ah, good times.

 

 

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Some years ago I met a boy of 15 whose last name was *_ay*. This was at a campground on a 4-day weekend, so we were involved in quite a few of the provided activities.

The kid and I hit it off so well that on the last day he brought his father to meet me. We were playing vollyball at the time, and to the sideline where dad and son are standing I said in a voice loud enough to be heard above the players, "So, you're gay."

JEBUS!! He AND his son turned beet red while the whole court immediately went quiet.

We were able to figure out where the confusion came from within a few moments, and then it became a regular joke when meeting people coming into our group.

btw--I think MY face was the reddest! oops!

 

Out of curiosity, was he? lol

 

B).........About 2 years ago I stopped for gas, ran the card and pumped gas then went into the store for a coke, I came out and ran into a friend started talking, said good -bye, got in the car and took off.... forgetting about the gas hose still attached which broke off!! Opps!!

 

I'm always afraid that would happen haha. That's why I always check the side-view mirror before I drive out.

 

When I was like 4 my mom had to pick up my lil sister who was 2 at the time from daycare. The place at the top of this hill and my mom was in a rush so she left me in the front with the car running and put on the E brake. Me being the curious lil monster I am I mightve took the E brake off and went down the hill while my mom chased me down the hill with my lil sister in tow.

 

Ah, good times.

 

 

 

I bet you learned a new curse word or two after she stopped yelling at you. :P

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Hamen Cheese,

I've been wondering just how long it would be until-----:)

It turns out that he was not. He had tons of issues at home, so my partner and I arranged to have him move in with us. He stayed with us until his wedding day.

Over the years he has been married twice (one son by each) and then we lost track of them.:(

But thanks for asking. :)

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Once I uttered the words "god damn it" while riding in a car with a preacher.....Ooops. 0:)

You would do something like that. :lmao:

 

One time I was eating some spaghetti. I tipped my chair back a little too much. I ended up busting the back of my head open. That was the first and only time (so far) that I ever needed stitches. I was a little kid, but I learned the hard way why it's best not to do that the hard way.

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As a private chef, once I'd prepared a special appetizer for my clients. One which had taken most of the day to individually cook the ingredients then combine them together. The entre

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