Mark92 Posted July 13, 2011 Author Posted July 13, 2011 My sound card died honest and truly hahahahaha very funny Dannsar your just too good Well Marky's bought another PC Cos he's lost without music hehe! If he thinks we believe THAT He's a daft little rat Cos we know about his kind of glee
Dannsar Posted July 13, 2011 Posted July 13, 2011 I had a wee thought, so I barked I touched a wee nerve, where I parked It's a touchy wee thing... A kick in the ring As I know, now I'm bloody well sarked 1
Mark92 Posted July 14, 2011 Author Posted July 14, 2011 Hey theres some hidden meanings there, what happened? good limerick too I had a wee thought, so I barked I touched a wee nerve, where I parked It's a touchy wee thing... A kick in the ring As I know, now I'm bloody well sarked Nice one Greg well done Here's one summing up my day today I just haven't had the time To create an interesting rhyme All day on the job Makes me want to sob My career really should be a crime
Greg_A Posted July 15, 2011 Posted July 15, 2011 And here is another job inspired one: I work with all things fiduciary In this economy I am quite wary That I work for a bank Sure hope it don't tank Cuz the job market is just plain scarey 1
Mark92 Posted July 15, 2011 Author Posted July 15, 2011 Oh very up market this one and as usual i'm waiting on points lol good one Greg thanks And here is another job inspired one: I work with all things fiduciary In this economy I am quite wary That I work for a bank Sure hope it don't tank Cuz the job market is just plain scarey
K.C. Posted July 15, 2011 Posted July 15, 2011 The old Russian doctor did smoke. Every day I would pray that he’d choke. He is lazy and mean, smiles are never to be seen, lacking people skills, he’s sure to go broke. This is a special Limerick for a special jackass at work! 1
Dannsar Posted July 15, 2011 Posted July 15, 2011 My new limerick is written, but unfortunately I can't post it here yet, cos it's the punchline to my latest story. So, if you want to see it, you'll have to read the chapter The Microphone in my flash fiction collection 'Bits'
Dannsar Posted July 16, 2011 Posted July 16, 2011 Hurrah, it's the last of the Potters The Jakey has shut up her jotters But here are my fears There'll be lachrymose tears And noses a-running with snotters 1
Dannsar Posted July 16, 2011 Posted July 16, 2011 At last the red banner is furled Tomorrow, no News of the World The peace will be bliss Without this rag full of piss And a life that is considerably less scurled 1
Dannsar Posted July 20, 2011 Posted July 20, 2011 There once was a young man from Perth Who liked having sex on wet earth The feeling of mud While baw deep in fud Was amazing with the boatman in berth You know ... it took me over a week to work out how to do the last line on that! It's also one of the more naughty ones I've done 1
Dannsar Posted July 20, 2011 Posted July 20, 2011 There once was a man in Belize Who kept his cock covered in cheese His boyfriend would beg But he'd insist on the smeg And use it as 'shuffling grease' Ewwwch. Too much, even for me 1
Dannsar Posted July 20, 2011 Posted July 20, 2011 Well, Cleo, she sure liked to clasp Her little man, Ceasar's, wee asp But it stuck out its tongue Which she got in the bung And her breathing became just ... a gasp I've got an appointment with the police ... I wish to hell they'd arrive ... this is getting out of control, now 1
Mark92 Posted July 21, 2011 Author Posted July 21, 2011 Another goody Dannsar well done Hurrah, it's the last of the Potters The Jakey has shut up her jotters But here are my fears There'll be lachrymose tears And noses a-running with snotters LMAO Well, Cleo, she sure liked to clasp Her little man, Ceasar's, wee asp But it stuck out its tongue Which she got in the bung And her breathing became just ... a gasp I've got an appointment with the police ... I wish to hell they'd arrive ... this is getting out of control, now Eeeewwww no man :boy: There once was a man in Belize Who kept his cock covered in cheese His boyfriend would beg But he'd insist on the smeg And use it as 'shuffling grease' Ewwwch. Too much, even for me You are the king indeed ive done these last to first lol There once was a young man from Perth Who liked having sex on wet earth The feeling of mud While baw deep in fud Was amazing with the boatman in berth You know ... it took me over a week to work out how to do the last line on that! It's also one of the more naughty ones I've done Very tpyical well done , I dont and never have had a newspaper lol At last the red banner is furled Tomorrow, no News of the World The peace will be bliss Without this rag full of piss And a life that is considerably less scurled Hahahaha dare you to show it him LMAO well done The old Russian doctor did smoke. Every day I would pray that he’d choke. He is lazy and mean, smiles are never to be seen, lacking people skills, he’s sure to go broke. This is a special Limerick for a special jackass at work!
Dannsar Posted July 31, 2011 Posted July 31, 2011 There was a young man in a pickle Who could only but flow with a trickle It caused him such grief His emmissions were brief Orgasms were nought but a tickle 1
Greg_A Posted August 4, 2011 Posted August 4, 2011 Since it's been a bit since I wrote one of these, and since my mind is wading in the gutters.... For guys that like to run around nude It can be embarrassing when struck with the mood Suddenly throwing a bone To everyone it's shown Chancing arrest for conduct so lewd 1
Dannsar Posted August 4, 2011 Posted August 4, 2011 When holding discussions about preggers You make yourself open to neggers They just can't abide A sustained other side And f**k your reputation, the beggars 1
Dannsar Posted August 4, 2011 Posted August 4, 2011 A laddie was scratchin his baws Early one mornin because In the morning they itch Well ain't life a bitch But he'd rather be using his jaws 1
Dannsar Posted August 4, 2011 Posted August 4, 2011 Young ladies who like to drip drip Homage the wee man in his ship They stroke his wee head Till he pops up, quite red And there's enough going on for sip sip 1
Dannsar Posted August 4, 2011 Posted August 4, 2011 There was a young man from old Doune Considered a horny wee loon At the corner he'd stand Like a man in a band Fiddling his instrument's tune 1
Dannsar Posted August 4, 2011 Posted August 4, 2011 Helllllo there! Well, my name is Lexie I can see that you think me quite sexy But your package is trapped Let me get it unwrapped I'm a witch, I'm the bitch, I'm all hexy 1
Dannsar Posted August 4, 2011 Posted August 4, 2011 Seriously though, ain't it good fun To go naked when out in the sun You can cook things to brown With your undies pulled down And rub them with oil till they're done 1
Dannsar Posted August 4, 2011 Posted August 4, 2011 What has a hazelnut in every bite? Well it all depends upon what you ate last night Be it almond, pecan, pea The only way you'll see Is forensic inspectation of your shite 1
Dannsar Posted October 16, 2011 Posted October 16, 2011 I like when the soapbox is chattery Dislike when it's just about battery From eejits and twits Who, for giggles and shits Drag it down into oodles of twattery I've been so wanting to get back in here, and then someone came along with just the right impetus 1
Mark92 Posted October 18, 2011 Author Posted October 18, 2011 What has a hazelnut in every bite? Well it all depends upon what you ate last night Be it almond, pecan, pea The only way you'll see Is forensic inspectation of your shite Thats just ewwwww on so many levels Dannsar . I thought this thread was done with LOL I like when the soapbox is chattery Dislike when it's just about battery From eejits and twits Who, for giggles and shits Drag it down into oodles of twattery I've been so wanting to get back in here, and then someone came along with just the right impetus I frequent here myself and just think "Why?" so with you on some of that. Well done its a goody
KeySeeker Posted October 18, 2011 Posted October 18, 2011 Young Tommy liked wearing things frilly And thought his apendage looked silly. So he changed his whole life with a very sharp knife And now hes not Tommy, hes Tilly. 1
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