Andrew Q Gordon Posted December 20, 2011 Posted December 20, 2011 Nah, where is the fun it that So my question is; what blackmail does C J have on Andy I'm sure if we could see into his private messenger box there may be one or two PM's from the Goat to elicite help on his no longer secret campaign to elect Cia Cia, I'm sure you would make a lovely Queen. Gracious, Polite, Quiet Spoken, Leading by Example, all the things CJ is not. Just when it comes down to spinning a cliffhanger every so often, CJ gets eveyone upset. Also, it is the only time that CJ will actually admit he uses them. The other 364 days a year he is in complete denial. Cia Queen of Cliffhanger Steve, You have it backwards - must be a Canadian thing. It was I who approached CJ about helping me give this award to SHE who rightfully deserves it. CJ, being the magnanimous sort that he is, graciously agreed to help. Go back and look, before I ever spoke to CJ - and you can pull records for this - I nominated Cia for Queen of Cliffs last year. I was told - by non-other than the Future Queen herself - that I would fail, that CJ was a lock to win. Despite my best efforts, CJ did in fact win last year and CIa came in second. All I'm doing is making good on my promise to Cia last spring that I was going to nominate and campaign heavily for her to win this prestigious award. Bad mouthing poor CJ - who, as I've already stated, has graciously agreed to ask his fans to vote for the truly deserving Cia - is not very nice or Canadian of you. So, please reconsider and come over to the right side and be a card carrying member of the Cia fan club. Remember: Vote early. Vote often. Vote Cia, Queen of Cliffhangers.
C James Posted December 20, 2011 Posted December 20, 2011 Bah. Cia or Neph for Queen of Cliffhangers. High time a female author won it Totally agreed! It's high time to break the glass ceiling, and have a female sovereign of the malevolent precipices!! I couldn't agree more! I would add Renee Stevens to this fine cadre of women authors - all Hosted to boot! Totally agreed!! Well let's not flood the field, there is already a huge push underway to re-crown King CJames, if we put forth more than one candidate it will split the opposition. I say it's Cia, after all she ALMOST won last time, she came in second, time to improve on last years results, no? Well said JC, - down with King CJames, Long live Queen Cia!!!! I agree so much that I'll even join in a chant of down with C James!!! Yes, Cia is very deserving of the crown... and I think this is her year! We all know that I don't use cliffhangers. I was merely a placeholder for CJ until he was eligible again. Ha! You use clifhangers... evil cliffhangers!!! (Though I don't use them myself, I know 'em when I see 'em!) Come on Mark, you and CJ both deserve the cliffies Sort of like Thelma and Louise (or maybe that's CJ and Cia, hmm ) In the case of a tie vote, the title and crown are shared... both win. So, maybe Mark & Cia could both be the reigning soverign of the malevolent precipices? This could be done... with some careful planning. hrumph maybe anyone who is pre-nomination shamelessly promoting another or denying elegibility should be disqualified from the nominations completely. Yes, shameful what they are trying to do to me, isn't it? And, of course, I'd never do such a thing myself...
Low Flyer Posted December 20, 2011 Posted December 20, 2011 (edited) I don't know about cliffhangers in stories, but I'm hanging here on the edge of a precipitous amount of anticipation waiting for the next chapter of Circumnavigation Mister James.... Edited December 20, 2011 by Low Flyer
sat8997 Posted December 20, 2011 Posted December 20, 2011 hrumph maybe anyone who is pre-nomination shamelessly promoting another or denying elegibility should be disqualified from the nominations completely. No. 1
lin Posted December 20, 2011 Posted December 20, 2011 I've got one thing to say to CJ. Chapter 48-The Hand of Fate!
Lugh Posted December 20, 2011 Posted December 20, 2011 I've got one thing to say to CJ. Chapter 48-The Hand of Fate! That chapter is ineligible for consideration... thus hrumph.
Site Administrator wildone Posted December 21, 2011 Author Site Administrator Posted December 21, 2011 Yes Lugh, you are correct Chapter 48 was posted in October of 2010. I'm sure chapters 55 through 110 though makes him the most qualified :king: :king: CJames is the King of Evil Cliffhangers :king: :king:
Lugh Posted December 21, 2011 Posted December 21, 2011 nope.. not at all. not qualified. they all did not end in cliffhangers.
Andrew Q Gordon Posted December 21, 2011 Posted December 21, 2011 nope.. not at all. not qualified. they all did not end in cliffhangers. Lugh!!!! I'm so thrilled you've joined the: Cia For Queen of Cliffhangers Bandwagon. You've made my day!!!
Lugh Posted December 21, 2011 Posted December 21, 2011 Lugh!!!! I'm so thrilled you've joined the: Cia For Queen of Cliffhangers Bandwagon. You've made my day!!! I've not.
C James Posted December 22, 2011 Posted December 22, 2011 I've got one thing to say to CJ. Chapter 48-The Hand of Fate! But but but... That wasn't a cliffhanger! The chapter ended with Trevor feeling kinda down and under a bit of pressure, but that's not a cliffhanger... Plus, Lugh is right; it wasn't posed in 2011, so it's not eligible. Yes Lugh, you are correct Chapter 48 was posted in October of 2010. I'm sure chapters 55 through 110 though makes him the most qualified But there aren't any cliffhangers!!!! nope.. not at all. not qualified. they all did not end in cliffhangers. Actually, none of them did, so they are all unqualified!! Join the bandwagon! Cia for Queen of Cliffhangers!!!
Winemaker Posted December 22, 2011 Posted December 22, 2011 Jeez! All this flap about cliffhangers... CJ yr the goat and they go hand in hand with Cliff-hanging and far from being a thing to be ashamed of or something to run from... Mate you should embrace it.( though I think that maybe you already do LOL ) It takes a very special kind of writer to lead his or her readers to a point of concern at where the plot is leading and leave them wanting more........ Your the man mate!! You rock and should win the cliffy award....
Site Administrator wildone Posted December 23, 2011 Author Site Administrator Posted December 23, 2011 Jeez! All this flap about cliffhangers... CJ yr the goat and they go hand in hand with Cliff-hanging and far from being a thing to be ashamed of or something to run from... Mate you should embrace it.( though I think that maybe you already do LOL ) It takes a very special kind of writer to lead his or her readers to a point of concern at where the plot is leading and leave them wanting more........ Your the man mate!! You rock and should win the cliffy award.... I concur :king: :king: CJames for King of The Evil Cliffhanger :king: :king:
Benji Posted December 24, 2011 Posted December 24, 2011 ............ Hmmmmm, CJ or Cia, not a stretch figuring that one out!!!
Site Administrator wildone Posted December 26, 2011 Author Site Administrator Posted December 26, 2011 (edited) So after the posting of the recent chapter and our beloved friends in danger of being assassinated, there is only one thing to declare: :king: :king: CJames for King of The Evil Cliffhanger :king: :king: Edited December 26, 2011 by wildone
Lugh Posted December 27, 2011 Posted December 27, 2011 Join the bandwagon! Cia for Queen of Cliffhangers!!! NO! I will not! Not in a house, not with a mouse, not in a box, not with a fox, not in a boat, NOT WITH A GOAT! I will not! Will not! NO! NO! NO! NO! Not Cia Either... I just won't go. 1
C James Posted December 29, 2011 Posted December 29, 2011 ............ Hmmmmm, CJ or Cia, not a stretch figuring that one out!!! Another vote for Cia!!!!! So after the posting of the recent chapter and our beloved friends in danger of being assassinated, there is only one thing to declare: CJames for King of The Evil Cliffhanger Oh come on Wildone, that's a stretch, even for you!!! That was a Christmas chapter, posted on Christmas Eve, and was all Christmasy, with presents and stuff!! NO! I will not! Not in a house, not with a mouse, not in a box, not with a fox, not in a boat, NOT WITH A GOAT! I will not! Will not! NO! NO! NO! NO! Not Cia Either... I just won't go. But Lugh... why? Or, would you prefer Lugh for king of cliffhangers? Hrmmm, has a nice ring to it, that does...
Mark Arbour Posted December 30, 2011 Posted December 30, 2011 NO! I will not! Not in a house, not with a mouse, not in a box, not with a fox, not in a boat, NOT WITH A GOAT! I will not! Will not! NO! NO! NO! NO! Not Cia Either... I just won't go. I love Suess-ian Rhymes.
Site Administrator wildone Posted January 10, 2012 Author Site Administrator Posted January 10, 2012 So CJ has been nominated for the :king: :king: King of Evil Cliffhangers :king: :king: in this year's Reader's choice awards. Now don't be one to stand aside and say 'I will just vote when the vote comes out' Everyone needs to pop into this thread and add their nomination for CJ soon!!!!!! And I'm sure just as a reminder that CJames is the King of Evil Cliffhangers, he started out the new year with a doosey of one; what is the chapter of the title coming out tonight ? Evil goat
Site Administrator wildone Posted January 10, 2012 Author Site Administrator Posted January 10, 2012 THIS year's chapters DO NOT COUNT Exactly , he couldn't go two weeks without giving us a cliffhanger this year Obviously he knows he can't be elected for 2012 so I say 'Beware' If you thought last year was bad
C James Posted January 10, 2012 Posted January 10, 2012 Wildone!!!! I have been slandered!!! I did indeed give the title of the chapter about to appear, over a week ago! It's Gasoline.
Site Administrator wildone Posted January 10, 2012 Author Site Administrator Posted January 10, 2012 (edited) Ooops, my error. Disclaimer: CJames is NOT to be considered for the 2012 King of Evil Cliffhangers for not posting the title early. He is however, more than eligible for the 2011 Kingof Evil Cliffhangers award that is currently accepting nominations. There, you happy now CJ Edited January 10, 2012 by wildone
Site Administrator wildone Posted February 12, 2012 Author Site Administrator Posted February 12, 2012 (edited) Please, please, please get your votes in for CJames to Talonrider as instructed in this Announcement to ensure that the goat is named again... :king: :king: King of Evil Cliffhangers :king: :king: We wouldn't want him to slip by and not get recognized for his superior Cliffhangery skill, now would we Edited February 12, 2012 by wildone
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