CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Drew Espinosa]

5 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

I believe Dughlas is packing a 6 shooter

   

I have nukes.  

[Headstall]

2 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Because I don't want to confirm or deny whether or not my nephew is taller than me.

So, he's taller than a tumbleweed?  

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Headstall said:

So, he's taller than a tumbleweed?  

That's classified!  

[Headstall]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Lies!  

Can you say that standing up? Oh... right... you are standing up.  

[Headstall]

3 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

That's classified!  

Your administration leaks like a sieve.  

[Drew Espinosa]

4 minutes ago, Headstall said:

Can you say that standing up? Oh... right... you are standing up.  

You have displeased your God-Emperor, you too shall be burned at the stake!  

 

1 minute ago, Headstall said:

Your administration leaks like a sieve.  

My eunuchs and chamberlains are loyal to a fault, they would never betray me!  

[Page Scrawler]

5 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Because I don't want to confirm or deny whether or not my nephew is taller than me.

I know I've teased you about your height in the past, but it goes without saying, you're perfect the way you are.   

[Bucket1]

Canadians 

Edited April 9, 2020 by Bucket1

[Bucket1]

Australians 

 

[Page Scrawler]

Something cute....

https://www.reddit.com/r/gay/comments/fuhn8b/my_poor_gay_heart_cant_handle_this/

 

[dughlas]

12 hours ago, Marty said:

I'm not even going to pretend to understand that.

That means the boy has outgrown his uncle.

12 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Because I don't want to confirm or deny whether or not my nephew is taller than me.

He doesn't want to confirm it and he can't deny it ... the boy is taller.

[dughlas]

12 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

No you can't, because it's classified!  

Wikileaks 🤭

[Marty]

11 hours ago, Albert1434 said:

I believe Dughlas is packing a 6 shooter

   

Not to mention what he's hiding in his sporran....

 

[dughlas]

11 hours ago, Bucket1 said:

I’m sure Dugh will give you the plaid clothes... the men? Not so much

Following the fine example set by my WQ Val I have moved the plaid lads into secure containment ... er, I mean quarantine as a measure against depredation ... er, I mean possible infection. In an additional step they have all been issued new kilts. Their previous garments have been donated to a charity for God-Emperors with taller nephews.

Edited April 9, 2020 by dughlas

[Page Scrawler]

12 minutes ago, dughlas said:

That means the boy has outgrown his uncle.

He doesn't want to confirm it and he can't deny it ... the boy is taller.

Mickey is also taller than me. I'm 5'10, and he is 6'4".   

[dughlas]

11 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I have nukes.  

You're gonna nuke the lads ... you sound remarkably like some other wannabe emperor.

[Marty]

Happy Thursday, all!

Turning out to be a good day here. Garden time again, methinks.  

[dughlas]

10 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

You have displeased your God-Emperor, you too shall be burned at the stake!  

Don't be too worried it's a short stake. 

[dughlas]

We had some brief showers this morning but the skies are clearing for what is forecast to be another unseasonably warm day before an overnight cool down to a couple days of unseasonalby cool temps.

Hoping to finish mulching mum's flower gardens today.

[dughlas]

7 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Mickey is also taller than me. I'm 5'10, and he is 6'4".   

Remember when he needed you to reach the things on the upper cabinet shelf?

[Drew Espinosa]

7 minutes ago, dughlas said:

You're gonna nuke the lads ... you sound remarkably like some other wannabe emperor.

No... I'm nuking you, not my birthday presents. 

4 minutes ago, dughlas said:

Don't be too worried it's a short stake. 

 See? I nuked you.

[Drew Espinosa]

Morning y'all!

 

[Drew Espinosa]

31 minutes ago, dughlas said:

That means the boy has outgrown his uncle.

He doesn't want to confirm it and he can't deny it ... the boy is taller.

No comment.

[Drew Espinosa]

16 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Mickey is also taller than me. I'm 5'10, and he is 6'4".   

Whoa... Your BIL has grown up a lot in my absence, lol. 

 

[Page Scrawler]

21 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Whoa... Your BIL has grown up a lot in my absence, lol. 

 

Yeah, he was a scrawny little guy when I met him. He put on more than a little muscle since then. 

 

30 minutes ago, dughlas said:

Remember when he needed you to reach the things on the upper cabinet shelf?

Yup. He'll be turning 17 in as many days.   

Edited April 9, 2020 by Page Scrawler