CoTT 2 House of Cards

[spike382]

5 hours ago, clochette said:

Minion was found dead this morning. Probably poisoned. I'm devastated 

That’s so awful Clo! Why would anyone do that?  
 

Sooo sorry 

[clochette]

48 minutes ago, spike382 said:

That’s so awful Clo! Why would anyone do that?  
 

Sooo sorry 

There had been a couple of cases of poisoned cats but not for a year, a year and a half. There are a lot of cats in our street and the 2 streets around so of course there are a few fights here and there which is normal. But apparently one woman had come complaining about how Minion was coming to their house and fighting with her cat, even came with a picture of said cat Minion would have supposedly biten and asked he stayed locked inside on mornings so her cat could get out  but I don't think she would go so far if she has a cat herself

He was way way to nice and trusting of people. 

[CassieQ]

7 hours ago, clochette said:

Minion was found dead this morning. Probably poisoned. I'm devastated 

Oh God, I'm so sorry.

[Headstall]

8 hours ago, clochette said:

Minion was found dead this morning. Probably poisoned. I'm devastated 

Oh my... so sad. Sorry, Tink. I hope he wasn't poisoned, but people can be cruel. I always enjoyed your Minion stories.    

[Headstall]

5 hours ago, clochette said:

Thanks Dugh. He'll be buried in the neighbor's garden by the tree he liked to hunt pigeons and get some shade in the summer.

Here he was just last month

So handsome.  

[Drew Espinosa]

23 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

So... my idol, Kim Taehyung, just asked me to pursue peace with the rebels.

I wanna make him proud, so I'll try again.  

Here's my new offer @spike382: If you and your supporters surrender; I'll grant you all amnesty, give you reprieve from the stud tax for the next 6 months, and allow any Texan citizen to directly send me a petition to better address their needs and concerns.

[bignick]

6 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I wanna make him proud, so I'll try again.  

Here's my new offer @spike382: If you and your supporters surrender; I'll grant you all amnesty, give you reprieve from the stud tax for the next 6 months, and allow any Texan citizen to directly send me a petition to better address their needs and concerns.

Nicky Pooh, from the Frog Herald. 🤓 Why do they have to surrender? Wouldn't it be a show of good faith if you give up your "title" and answer for your mischief? The public wants to know. 

[Drew Espinosa]

43 minutes ago, bignick said:

Why do they have to surrender?

It's only natural for them to surrender when I meet their demands.

43 minutes ago, bignick said:

Wouldn't it be a show of good faith if you give up your "title"

Texas is an Empire, and therefore must have a God-Emperor. 

43 minutes ago, bignick said:

and answer for your mischief?

There has been no mischief on my part in the six years I've been God-Emperor.

Thank you for the interview Mr. Pooh!

Edited December 1, 2022 by Drew Espinosa

[clochette]

7 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

It's only be natural for them to surrender when I meet their demands.

Texas is an Empire, and therefore must have a God-Emperor. 

There has been no mischief on my part in the six years I've been God-Emperor.

Thank you for the interview Mr. Pooh!

They probably know it's a lie

The revolution could lead to a Republic

[Drew Espinosa]

7 minutes ago, clochette said:

The revolution could lead to a Republic

Or anarchy.  Better not risk it.

[spike382]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I wanna make him proud, so I'll try again.  

Here's my new offer @spike382: If you and your supporters surrender; I'll grant you all amnesty, give you reprieve from the stud tax for the next 6 months, and allow any Texan citizen to directly send me a petition to better address their needs and concerns.

Permanent removal of the stud tax, and you rescind your title.  

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Permanent removal of the stud tax, and you rescind your title.  

General Amnesty, stud tax collected once a year, and I won't be the only choice on the ballot for the 2026 Election for God-Emperor.

[bignick]

37 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

It's only be natural for them to surrender when I meet their demands.

Texas is an Empire, and therefore must have a God-Emperor. 

There has been no mischief on my part in the six years I've been God-Emperor.

Thank you for the interview Mr. Pooh!

Handsome Devil, from Headstall's Tribune. Is it true that the Texans want to revert to a Republic? If so, will Spike be granted citizenship as the opposition leader? If so, will his candidacy for The Rainbow House be considered a threat to the ruling party's tight grip on the Empire? The public demands to know. 

[dughlas]

8 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Stop looking down on Drewth spelling!

Drewth spelling is that like Drewth math. Close but doesn't quite add up.

[dughlas]

7 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Exactly! ♥️ Negotiation is a two-way street, but apparently the rebel doesn't know this. 🙄

I think he was likely confused by the one way arrow on Imperial Blvd.

[dughlas]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I wanna make him proud, so I'll try again.  

Here's my new offer @spike382: If you and your supporters surrender; I'll grant you all amnesty, give you reprieve from the stud tax for the next 6 months, and allow any Texan citizen to directly send me a petition to better address their needs and concerns.

Who are you and what have done with Texy?

Wait! Is there and international shortage of glitter?

[Drew Espinosa]

13 minutes ago, bignick said:

Is it true that the Texans want to revert to a Republic?

The people of Texas want an Empire.

13 minutes ago, bignick said:

If so, will Spike be granted citizenship as the opposition leader?

Spikey could have run for the Imperial Senate or House to represent his and his constituents' interests. He chose not to.

13 minutes ago, bignick said:

If so, will his candidacy for The Rainbow House be considered a threat to the ruling party's tight grip on the Empire?

There is no Rainbow House. But, if he did run for either the Imperial House of Senate, he wouldn't be a threat to the establishment.

Thanks for the interview, Mr. Devil!

Edited December 1, 2022 by Drew Espinosa

[Drew Espinosa]

8 minutes ago, dughlas said:

math

Want me to give you a math exam, Sexy?  

[dughlas]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Want me to give you a math exam, Sexy?  

Will it involve biting like your medical exams?

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, dughlas said:

Will it involve biting like your medical exams?

No. But, it'll involve the cross product.  

[clochette]

19 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

General Amnesty, stud tax collected once a year, and I won't be the only choice on the ballot for the 2026 Election for God-Emperor.

Will the election even be fair this time?

[spike382]

16 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

General Amnesty, stud tax collected once a year, and I won't be the only choice on the ballot for the 2026 Election for God-Emperor.

Your tax can only consist of ONE stud, we abolish the God-Emperor title cause the Bronze Age has been over for like 2500 years, we build a Ranbow House, and your bring every member of the resistance a shrubbery…

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, clochette said:

Will the election even be fair this time?

Imperial elections are the fairest in the world.  

[spike382]

15 minutes ago, dughlas said:

Drewth spelling is that like Drewth math. Close but doesn't quite add up.

Yes! Yes! Embrace the Drewth!!!

[clochette]

7 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Want me to give you a math exam, Sexy?  

I have a stats homework to hand on Monday if you're interested