CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Bucket1]

44 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

As @Bucket1 pointed out, murder spiders are mostly in eastern Australia, and I'll be in Perth.

We do have the Redback spider and a single one of those shut down a major Japanese port.

Murder chickens so tough we lost a war against them

Kangaroos that will lean back and then gut you with their claws

Snakes, lots of different kinds, mostly bitey but some will strangle you

Sharks, bitey ones

Wednesdays we have feral lions (and stinky bins that need to be put out)

The plants are tough, spiny or poisonous. Some are tough, spiny and poisonous. I have used ummm… impolite language when I have brushed up against some of the spiny ones. They are sharp

Quokkas are nice…

[Bucket1]

And as you rightly point out, they are MOSTLY on the eastern seaboard. Mostly means some are here to look out for you

[clochette]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I have nothing to fear!

Huh the murder spiders

[Bucket1]

1 minute ago, clochette said:

Huh the murder spiders

There are different kinds of course. 

[clochette]

Just now, Bucket1 said:

There are different kinds of course. 

Oh yeah, otherwise it would be way too easy

[Bucket1]

Just now, clochette said:

Oh yeah, otherwise it would be way too easy

You don’t want to get bored  

[Drew Espinosa]

11 minutes ago, Bucket1 said:

We do have the Redback spider and a single one of those shut down a major Japanese port.

Murder chickens so tough we lost a war against them

Kangaroos that will lean back and then gut you with their claws

Snakes, lots of different kinds, mostly bitey but some will strangle you

Sharks, bitey ones

Wednesdays we have feral lions (and stinky bins that need to be put out)

The plants are tough, spiny or poisonous. Some are tough, spiny and poisonous. I have used ummm… impolite language when I have brushed up against some of the spiny ones. They are sharp

Quokkas are nice…

[spike382]

11 minutes ago, Bucket1 said:

We do have the Redback spider and a single one of those shut down a major Japanese port.

Murder chickens so tough we lost a war against them

Kangaroos that will lean back and then gut you with their claws

Snakes, lots of different kinds, mostly bitey but some will strangle you

Sharks, bitey ones

Wednesdays we have feral lions (and stinky bins that need to be put out)

The plants are tough, spiny or poisonous. Some are tough, spiny and poisonous. I have used ummm… impolite language when I have brushed up against some of the spiny ones. They are sharp

Quokkas are nice…

You forgot the murder snail B-man. 

[clochette]

3 minutes ago, Bucket1 said:

You don’t want to get bored  

One thing for sure I'd pay a lot of money to watch Drew wrestle an Australian wild animal in rangers boots, tan shirt and tan cargo short shorts

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, clochette said:

One thing for sure I'd pay a lot of money to watch Drew wrestle an Australian wild animal in rangers boots, tan shirt and tan cargo short shorts

I'd put the Irwins outta business.  

[Bucket1]

2 minutes ago, spike382 said:

You forgot the murder snail B-man. 

I thought the list was long enough to miss out the murder snail and the murder octopus - the octopus is particularly mean as it’s venom paralyses your normal muscle so you can’t move or breathe but smooth muscle is not effected so your heart keeps beating as you suffocate. It does get pretty blue rings on its skin just before it tries to kill you

And the jellyfish in the tropics as well as crocodiles.

[spike382]

6 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I'd put the Irwins outta business.  

Remember when Drew couldn't get in his house cause it rained non-venomous American spiders?  

[Bucket1]

But what is currently causing me pain right now?

Nothing from the lists above…

I clipped my little toe on some furniture and am not happy  

[Bucket1]

2 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Remember when Drew couldn't get in his house cause it rained non-venomous American spiders?  

Very scary I seem to recall

[Bucket1]

12 minutes ago, clochette said:

One thing for sure I'd pay a lot of money to watch Drew wrestle an Australian wild animal in rangers boots, tan shirt and tan cargo short shorts

Just to be sure we are setting things up correctly, it is Drew that is wearing the rangers boots etc and not the Australian wild animal

[Drew Espinosa]

11 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Remember when Drew couldn't get in his house cause it rained non-venomous American spiders?  

Hey rebel, 

[Mancunian]

Well I've had a productive afternoon, pies are in the oven cooking and bread is on the side proving before that gets baked. Then I come back laugh at what everyones been up to, I love it.

[Bucket1]

Off to bed for me… taken some painkillers and crossing fingers it’s all ok.

Enjoy the rest of your day

[Mancunian]

2 minutes ago, Bucket1 said:

Off to bed for me… taken some painkillers and crossing fingers it’s all ok.

Enjoy the rest of your day

Hope you feel better soon, have a good rest. 

[Drew Espinosa]

15 minutes ago, Bucket1 said:

But what is currently causing me pain right now?

Nothing from the lists above…

I clipped my little toe on some furniture and am not happy  

Karma.

2 minutes ago, Bucket1 said:

Off to bed for me… taken some painkillers and crossing fingers it’s all ok.

Enjoy the rest of your day

Good night, meanie!  

[dughlas]

3 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

You just need to come up with a better word.  

How about astonishing, bewildering or an amazement? 

[dughlas]

1 hour ago, Headstall said:

We have impressive southern regions.   Hey, bro.  

Hi 😁

[dughlas]

1 hour ago, clochette said:

One thing for sure I'd pay a lot of money to watch Drew wrestle an Australian wild animal in rangers boots, tan shirt and tan cargo short shorts

Why would you dress an Australian wild animal in ranger boots, tan shirt and short shorts? Isn't making it wrestle Drew enough of a traumatic experience? 

Unless of course you meant an Aussie Rugger player, that would be entirely different. They already comfortable in short shorts.

Edited April 15, 2023 by dughlas

[spike382]

46 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Hey rebel, 

#NeverForget 

[dughlas]

56 minutes ago, Bucket1 said:

But what is currently causing me pain right now?

Nothing from the lists above…

I clipped my little toe on some furniture and am not happy