CoTT 2 House of Cards

[spike382]

4 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

You’re starting to remind me of the ridiculous bad parent characters in BLs.  They have no recourse but to scream into the wind, but they sure sure do enjoy their posturing.

Bad news for you though, I won’t eventually capitulate to you and act like I need your permission after all.  I’m not Tonhon.

[bignick]

5 minutes ago, spike382 said:

I’m not Tonhon.

Spoke like a true rebel 👏👏👏 (standing ovation).

Breaking news: The leader of the rebels has launched his candidacy for God KingEmperor. Polls already show an advantage of 85 points against his rival. More updates at 11 am.

[spike382]

13 minutes ago, bignick said:

Spoke like a true rebel 👏👏👏 (standing ovation).

Breaking news: The leader of the rebels has launched his candidacy for God KingEmperor. Polls already show an advantage of 85 points against his rival. More updates at 11 am.

I don’t want to be an evil overlord, ya goofball.  Plus elections in the Empire are questionable at best.  Whatever majority Drew would need he just asks his Mom to vote and says it counts for more. 

[Bucket1]

 37C tomorrow and 38C on Saturday

I might be staying inside and drinking Lemon Lime and Bitters 

[Albert1434]

Here u go Bucket!

Edited November 2, 2023 by Albert1434

[bignick]

3 minutes ago, Bucket1 said:

 37C tomorrow and 38C on Saturday

I might be staying inside and drinking Lemon Lime and Bitters 

And very little clothing. Just looking out for you. 

[Albert1434]

Damn thing is still not working right

[Albert1434]

1 minute ago, bignick said:

And very little clothing. Just looking out for you. 

Have you been licking yourself again Mr. Green?

Edited November 2, 2023 by Albert1434

[bignick]

8 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

Have you been licking yourself again Mr. Green?

Nope . 

[spike382]

30 minutes ago, bignick said:

And very little clothing. Just looking out for you. 

Stop teasing @Headstall. 

[bignick]

7 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Stop teasing @Headstall. 

Your Leadership, nothing cures a cold chest like hot Australian meat . (Too bad Gary prefers frog soup ).

[Drew Espinosa]

5 hours ago, spike382 said:

You’re starting to remind me of the ridiculous bad parent characters in BLs

Puh-lease, if anything, I'm one of the cool parents.

Edited November 2, 2023 by Drew Espinosa

[clochette]

4 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Pub-lease, if anything, I'm one of the cool parents.

[bignick]

7 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Pub-lease, if anything, I'm one of the cool parents.

DREWTH ALERT! 🚨 DREWTH ALERT! 🚨 

Sorry. False alarm 

[bignick]

4 minutes ago, clochette said:

And Queen of Europe 👸 

[Drew Espinosa]

27 minutes ago, clochette said:

Hey Cleopatra, here's an asp...

[Drew Espinosa]

23 minutes ago, bignick said:

And Queen of Europe 👸 

So Europe isn't a democracy. Figures...

[spike382]

36 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Pub-lease, if anything, I'm one of the cool parents.

You’re no Pete’s dad.

Maybe Khan’s dad. 👀

[Drew Espinosa]

4 hours ago, bignick said:

Breaking news: The leader of the rebels has launched his candidacy for God KingEmperor. Polls already show an advantage of 85 points against his rival. More updates at 11 am.

Fake news, again. The office is God-and-Emperor, and I'm not up for reelection until 2026. Plus, those polls are clearly wrong because I always get at least 99% approval rating.

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, spike382 said:

You’re no Pete’s dad.

He's the one I had in mind when I wrote that!

[clochette]

54 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

So Europe isn't a democracy. Figures...

Queen is just a pet name my Nickypooh has for me

I'm the head of a democratic country  where there's free speech and real elections regularly, strikes even are part of the folklore

Edited November 2, 2023 by clochette

[spike382]

1 minute ago, clochette said:

reel election

So your voting for which section of the film is your favorite… 👀 (Love you Clo!)

15 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

He's the one I had in mind when I wrote that!

Yep, I knew exactly who you were thinking of. 

18 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Fake news, again. The office is God-and-Emperor, and I'm not up for reelection until 2026. Plus, those polls are clearly wrong because I always get at least 99% approval rating.

Told you @bignick, that 99% approval is Mama Espinosa and his cats. 

[Drew Espinosa]

7 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Told you @bignick, that 99% approval is Mama Espinosa and his cats. 

Nope! All accurate polls are conducted have 1200 respondents from all over the empire and represent a cross-section of the Texan electorate.  

The empire practices good methodology.  

[Drew Espinosa]

26 minutes ago, clochette said:

I'm the head of a democratic country  where there's free speech and reel elections regularly, strikes even are part of the folklore

[Mancunian]

23 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Nope! All accurate polls are conducted have 1200 respondents from all over the empire and represent a cross-section of the Texan electorate.  

The empire practices good methodology.  

All accurate as written in Drewth.

Did anyone realise that Drew's alter-ego is Walter Mitty 

Edited November 2, 2023 by Mancunian