CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Headstall]

4 hours ago, dughlas said:

That's easy ... not in the closet, so that means under the blankets.

Damn... you're smart.  

[Headstall]

3 hours ago, dughlas said:

Well in that case get the poor fellow inside ... Oh, sorry, I didn't recognize you in the new hat. Y'all best get inside outta the weather

Yeah... unfortunately, I haven't looked like that in ages...   Morning, bro!  

[Headstall]

3 hours ago, Thorn Wilde said:

But what about women who have penises? Or men with vaginas? Or folks who are neither? How do we fit in? Lol

*Temporary seriousness* In the end, it doesn't matter our differences... we are all people, deserving of love, acceptance, understanding, and love... *now back to our regularly scheduled program.  

[Dodger]

Is it spring yet? 

[Albert1434]

Puts Gary soap box away for now 

[Headstall]

3 hours ago, Kitt said:

Good morning all!

 

 

That is one hell of a ferry ride!

Morning, Kitt.  

[Albert1434]

Just now, Dodger said:

Is it spring yet? 

Aloha Dear Dodger 

[Headstall]

2 hours ago, Bucket1 said:

It’s been so long for him

 

Thorn and I have a lot of work to do

I can still learn.  

[Albert1434]

Aloha Gary 

[Headstall]

2 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

I got up early and went grocery shopping ahead of the storm.  I planned it perfectly, since shortly after I got home and put the car and garbage totes in the garage, the skies darkened and we had a nasty thunderstorm.  It was sunny when I left the grocery store.  It's calmed down a little bit now.  The real nasty winds, gusts over 75 mph, are due around noon--so about three hours from now.  So if I'm not around all day, it's because I lost power.  

 

And now for some ranting... taking up two parking spots right next to the cart return makes you a douche.  Not looking when crossing aisles and giving the person who has the right of way a dirty look also makes you a douche.   

It's still drizzling here... Cookie and I have gotten soaked twice so far.  

 

We should name this new storm, Valkyrie.  

[Headstall]

2 hours ago, Albert1434 said:

Aloha All you fun people 

Morning, Albert.   We are a crazy bunch... y'all make me  giggle, snort, and guffaw...  

[Page Scrawler]

3 minutes ago, Dodger said:

Is it spring yet? 

Hey, Dodger.     It was actually raining earlier, rather than snowing, but thanks to the wind chill, the windows are now covered in ice. 

[Headstall]

2 hours ago, Bucket1 said:

But... the rest of the quote is men are from Mars, that means no one is a local except for @spikey582 and the other lizard people

 

Spikey and the Lizard People is a sixties psychedelic band 

 

[Valkyrie]

25 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

OMG Val are you saying your a ******* 

Only when I need to be 😛 

[Headstall]

2 hours ago, Albert1434 said:

Snow fall in Oslo looks like this

 

Well done, sir!!  

[Dodger]

5 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

Aloha Dear Dodger 

Good morning Albert

3 minutes ago, Headstall said:

It's still drizzling here... Cookie and I have gotten soaked twice so far.  

 

We should name this new storm, Valkyrie.  

Looks like I woke up too early. Fooled by that no good groundhog!

1 minute ago, Page Scrawler said:

Hey, Dodger.     It was actually raining earlier, rather than snowing, but thanks to the wind chill, the windows are now covered in ice. 

Hey Page.

[Headstall]

2 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

  And if you are going to take up two spots, at least do it in the back of the parking lot, not the front where spots are at a premium.  But it still makes you a douche and also makes it more likely for someone to target your precious dick-mobile.  

Oh oh... what did you do?  

[Valkyrie]

8 minutes ago, Dodger said:

Is it spring yet? 

It can't come soon enough.  

[Headstall]

2 hours ago, clochette said:

That's where men play gardeners

 

  Hi, Tink!  

[Valkyrie]

2 minutes ago, Headstall said:

Oh oh... what did you do?  

  Not a damn thing.  But I've seen pictures of what people do to parking offenders.  

[Headstall]

2 hours ago, Bucket1 said:

So @Thorn Wilde and @Headstall both got it wrong and babies come from Kings Cakes? No vagina required?

I'm pretty sure I'm right.  

[Headstall]

53 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

 Hey, Clo. 

 

Hey, Gary.   

 

Morning, Thorn.   

Hi, Page.  

 

55 minutes ago, Randy Wade said:

Hi All.  

Hi, Randy!  

[Headstall]

50 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Morning, Val. 

 

Hey, Albert.     

 

Pretty sure babies are grown in Fallopian tubes. 

Actually, they are grown in the uterus (womb). The egg is fertilized in the FT, and advances to the uterus, where it attaches to the wall membrane.  

[Headstall]

21 minutes ago, Dodger said:

Is it spring yet? 

Not where we are... sorry, Dodger.  

[Page Scrawler]

3 minutes ago, Headstall said:

Actually, they are grown in the uterus (womb). The egg is fertilized in the FT, and advances to the uterus, where it attaches to the wall membrane.  

I'm aware, believe me. The earlier statement was meant to be irony.