Ron Posted April 6 Posted April 6 The word of the day is: DICKTIM Spoiler (n.) A person who acts like a dick, then acts like a victim about it. 1 1
Ron Posted April 8 Posted April 8 What's the way to your man's heart? Spoiler Bruises on your knees! 3
ReaderPaul Posted April 8 Posted April 8 “Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.” -- Robert Byrne 3 1
Ron Posted April 11 Posted April 11 Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, + 6 come out before episodes 1, 2 + 3? Spoiler Because in charge of directing, Yoda was. 1 2
Ron Posted April 11 Posted April 11 Words of the day: Barely Fucktioning. Spoiler Someone who is technically awake, physically present, but emotionally hanging on by a thread. 2
Ron Posted April 20 Posted April 20 What happens if you steal all of the punctuation keys from a judges keyboard? Spoiler You get a long sentence. 2
Ron Posted April 22 Posted April 22 I accidentally sprayed my mouth with a body spray ... Spoiler Now I talk with an Axe scent. 2
Ron Posted April 28 Posted April 28 Last night I tried to read the entire dictionary from beginning to end without stopping. I didn't make it! Spoiler I got up to P. 3
Ron Posted 6 hours ago Posted 6 hours ago Oh, no! Here we go again ... "Why can't NASA send a duck into space? Spoiler Because the bill would be astronomical! I did say. 1
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