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The word of the day is: DICKTIM

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(n.) A person who acts like a dick, then acts like a victim about it.

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What's the way to your man's heart?

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Bruises on your knees! :*)

 

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“Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.” -- Robert Byrne

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If two ICE immigration agents have a child together is it an ... 

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Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, + 6 come out before episodes 1, 2 + 3?

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Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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Words of the day: Barely Fucktioning.

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Someone who is technically awake, physically present, but emotionally hanging on by a thread.

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What happens if you steal all of the punctuation keys from a judges keyboard? 

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You get a long sentence.

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Snopes, has an interesting article on the dongfish.

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I accidentally sprayed my mouth with a body spray ...

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Now I talk with an Axe scent.

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Last night I tried to read the entire dictionary from beginning to end without stopping.

I didn't make it!

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I got up to P.

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Oh, no! Here we go again ... ;)

"Why can't NASA send a duck into space?

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Because the bill would be astronomical!

I did say. :yes:

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