sandrewn Posted December 24, 2025 Posted December 24, 2025 (edited) 3 hours ago, TalonRider said: I'm not sure about the current sign. Usually at this time of year it's made for the holiday season. Currently, there is only one word posted in the upper right corner, EXPLAIN. ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? I need to see something to comment on it, if you please. Edited December 24, 2025 by sandrewn 2
ReaderPaul Posted January 13 Posted January 13 On 6/5/2021 at 4:17 AM, TalonRider said: Latest sign, Auto correct has become my worst enema. HOW do you give an automobile an enema to correct it? 2 1 1
Ron Posted January 13 Posted January 13 14 minutes ago, ReaderPaul said: HOW do you give an automobile an enema to correct it? Spoiler Give it an oil change, a lube job and check the exhaust for leaks. 1 1
Site Moderator drpaladin Posted January 13 Site Moderator Posted January 13 12 minutes ago, ReaderPaul said: HOW do you give an automobile an enema to correct it? I try to keep enemas and automobiles separate. None of mine have a toilet option. 4
Ron Posted January 31 Posted January 31 What kind of pants do psychics wear? Spoiler A pair-o'-normal pants. What else?! 2
Ron Posted February 2 Posted February 2 Why do chickens all sound the same? Spoiler Because they can’t think outside the ‘bawks’. 2
Ron Posted February 8 Posted February 8 What did Harry Potter say at the gas pump? Spoiler Expensive petroleum! 2
ReaderPaul Posted February 9 Posted February 9 (edited) 5 hours ago, sandrewn said: Those who saw the "PINES" became forest rangers. Those who saw SNIPE became Fiction Writers. Lewis Carroll invented the word "snipe." Those who saw PSINE became pranksters, since PSINE means 'prank" when translated from Croatian to English. Those who saw INSEP were idealists and/or dreamers, since that is one meaning of the word as a surname. Those who saw PSIEN became immunotherapy experts, since that is a name for a medication used to suppress rejection of transplanted body organs. Those who saw EPINS developed Electronic Personal Identification Numbers. Edited February 9 by ReaderPaul 2 1 1
Ron Posted February 13 Posted February 13 Have you heard about the guy who evaporated? Spoiler He will be mist. 3
Ron Posted February 14 Posted February 14 What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with an angry cow? Spoiler Two animals in a baaad moood. 1 2
Ron Posted February 14 Posted February 14 What do you call a Book Club that's been stuck on the same book for years and years? Spoiler Church. 1
Ron Posted February 23 Posted February 23 What do you call it when a convict(s)* get tased? Spoiler Shock-a-Con! (sorry ) Or, as the gay boys of a certain age might say: Shock-a-Con! Shock-a-Con! Shock-a-Con! (again, I apologize ) I give you the real Chaka Khan!
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