NaperVic Posted April 25, 2005 Posted April 25, 2005 Campaigning door to door, dkstories tries to move up to the number three spot on the GA Top site list.
dkstories Posted April 25, 2005 Posted April 25, 2005 Gasp! Sputter! There's just one problem. Poor Mrs. Moore. How long has it been since she's had a man blush and wink at her? Don't a lot of heterosexual women dream about being able to convert a gay man. She doesn't stand a chance. Edit: Dom can stay on top of me all he wants. Just so long as we both pass up Myr and eventually Comicality. Okay, reality check here, maybe just Myr.
sat8997 Posted April 25, 2005 Posted April 25, 2005 Don't a lot of heterosexual women dream about being able to convert a gay man. Umm....No. If we did, who would help us coordinate our accessories? Sharon
dkstories Posted April 25, 2005 Posted April 25, 2005 As Jeff Foxworthy said on television last night: If you're sleeping in a bed with ruffles and throw pillows...you're either gay...or married. What he missed out on is: Or Both.
NaperVic Posted April 26, 2005 Author Posted April 26, 2005 LOL, Dan, I think vic is a closet fan of yours <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Novelty, I'm an Out and Proud dkstories Fan!!! Vic
dkstories Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 Now I'm considering the run for the hills... Hey, Naper, what's that 50% I see on you?
Novelty Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 Novelty, I'm an Out and Proud dkstories Fan!!! Can't be, you're a dyed-in-the-pubic-hairs Domaniac
dkstories Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 I have smited Vic for his heresy of claiming to be a danaholic. Twice. Power is good!
NaperVic Posted April 26, 2005 Author Posted April 26, 2005 I have smited Vic for his heresy of claiming to be a danaholic. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OMG, am I on probation by you too? Is there anything I can do to make this up to you...Sir?
dkstories Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 Notice the warning level under your name. It's at 50%. Keep it up and you'll find out what it means to be smitten by Dan. Then again, tell me where in California you live and you could end up really smitten. hehehehehehe
Novelty Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 Then again, tell me where in California you live and you could end up really smitten.There is supposedly someone in the Danaholics chat that's smitten with you Dan
Apollo Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 Then again, tell me where in California you live and you could end up really smitten.There is supposedly someone in the Danaholics chat that's smitten with you Dan <{POST_SNAPBACK}> --rolling on floor, laughing-- Oh this is great, this is just great! I love it Vic, I really, really do! --Looks over his shoulder to where his s/o is staring at him again-- Dammit, I gotta learn to control myself...He's starting to wonder if he needs to ban me from another site or if I'm back to reading Dom's stories again....--runs off laughing crazily on his way to Dom's page--
NaperVic Posted April 26, 2005 Author Posted April 26, 2005 (edited) As Jeff Foxworthy said on television last night: Edited April 26, 2005 by naper_vic
dkstories Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 Gives all new meaning to the phrase "Straight to bed"
Mark Arbour Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 Notice the warning level under your name. It's at 50%. Keep it up and you'll find out what it means to be smitten by Dan. Then again, tell me where in California you live and you could end up really smitten. hehehehehehe <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Careful. There's always another board. :2hands:
dkstories Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 The bad news is that vic knows I'm joking and didn't get phased by my attempts at gallows humor. *pouts* It's no fair when I can't strike back effectively. Guess I have to sharpen the wits instead. Then again, I seem to be striking out a lot lately especially with kit.
dkstories Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 At least you're not trying to stab me with a sword (ouch Mark! That hurts! I like ya guy, honest! You're the best! OUCH! DOM! Call off your goon squad!) Or is it rabid pack? I can't remember which! It's all about baseball. I get SO horny during baseball season! Dom, can you write Quinn as a baseball player?
NaperVic Posted April 26, 2005 Author Posted April 26, 2005 It's all about baseball. I get SO horny during baseball season! Dom, can you write Quinn as a baseball player? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Is that why Jimmy's always wearing baseball pants? I thought that was Jarred's fetish
dkstories Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 That's a trait that I give most of my main characters.
Novelty Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 Is that why Jimmy's always wearing baseball pants? I thought that was Jarred's fetish Vic, a true Danaholic will know Dan likes cute boys in Baseball uniforms (check out his blog on the GA ads).
NaperVic Posted April 27, 2005 Author Posted April 27, 2005 Vic, a true Danaholic will know Dan likes cute boys in Baseball uniforms (check out his blog on the GA ads). <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Check, I'll add these to my list: 24) Dan likes cute boys 25) Dan likes cute boys in Baseball uniforms Thanks Novelty! Vic the DXXaholic (If POST in DOMLUKA_FORUM then XX = om If POST in DANKIRK_BLOG then XX = an)
Novelty Posted April 27, 2005 Posted April 27, 2005 Thanks Novelty!Glad to help. This might be too much infomation for you but also note that Dan wears boxer briefs. I guess I'm the #1 Danaholic
dkstories Posted April 27, 2005 Posted April 27, 2005 Silk boxer briefs preferred for those shopping for bribes and presents.
Trebs Posted April 27, 2005 Posted April 27, 2005 Silk boxer briefs preferred for those shopping for bribes and presents. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Medium? And any preferrable color?
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