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  1. drsawzall

    Chapter 5

    Let's see what red herrings the search warrant turns up!!!
  2. One has to wonder why this planet has been spared, missed, or overlooked....and for how long will it remain so...Are the Godstrolls a mating pair, have they produced any young???
  3. drsawzall

    Chapter 1

    It would seem misery loves company; the family dynamics would appear to complicate any budding romance between Riley and Cedric...
  4. drsawzall

    Prologue

    Well...this is a new twist of dysfunctional family dynamics!!!
  5. drsawzall

    Chapter 10

    Not to mention @Mrsgnomie as well!!
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    Chapter 10

    Hope @weinerdog ain't peeking...your number 1 comment on page 2!!!!
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    Chapter 51

    Not to mention the 'ed' at the end of that 'F" word...
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    Chapter 51

    Billy not only destroyed the POS poising as an aggrieved father, what was partially overlooked was the number he did on Judge Krustypants...he has boxed him in so completely it may be nigh on to impossible to cure his medical condition, Stickupyourasssideways... Just where is the child support going to come from, his relationship with the human chimney just self-immolated... Attorney Clark, do you get the sense he's losing his fees, considering 20 additional witnesses...is he as stupid as the POS he's representing...does he have a clue as to where the funds are coming from for his invoices...is it the human chimney or...the hope/promise of another source...one that may be somewhat considerable??? I have to wonder if one of the boy's close relatives possibly won the lottery....I've been clear from the beginning that significant $$$ has to be involved... As to tort reform, it is way past time for doing this...I worked for a consulting engineering firm, who through no fault of their own would be sued, generally the contractor following the architect's plans were at issue, but because the firm was involved on the periphery, they were included in the lawsuit, and the firm's insurance company always settled... Oh...and I suspect the human chimney just may have a new attitude concerning the POS she married...bet she channels her inner Betty White...
  9. drsawzall

    Heading North

    And another adventure begins, let's hope for smooth sailing, so to speak!!!
  10. drsawzall

    Chapter 9

    In the dictionary of phrases when one looks up the definition "Force of Nature" Granny Wanda's image is nest to the phrase... Now, to visit Prince George...
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    Chapter 11

    For someone who wants to leave nothing to chance, he's made his first mistake letting his impetuous daughter have her way... Jolanda, on the other hand, he trusted completely, and Isendar Vargan usually did not deny her only daughter anything. "Okay, you'll be on your way as soon as possible." "Thank you, Daddy," Jolanda whispered, kissing her father on the cheek. "You will have full authority in the city and I will give you a certificate to prove it." Jolanda nodded enthusiastically and looked as if she wanted to shuffle off. Before Jolanda left, Isendar said, "Go, my girl, but be careful. These days there are other hunters than the Shadow Cross, parties from whom even I cannot protect you. We are currently having a dice game at every table in the tavern, if you know what I mean." Jolanda nodded seriously.
  12. This does not bode well... Even with these measures, I had radically reduced my total military force around England, creating an opening for the worst event in my reign.
  13. Hummm, food for thought, could this be related to the A-Holes who have wiped out hundreds of billions of sentient species??? Stawren took a breath. “Ten years ago, their people were almost entirely wiped out,” and she added, “so were mine.” Lyoth and Captain Suoki were startled by her reminder of the plague. “The Allarei and the Voscijas both almost disappeared from the universe at the same time,” Stawren stated. “Did something happen ten years ago that links the plague on Allthrin to the genocide of the Voscijas? Lyoth, I can’t help but keep thinking about that bartender in Raxtack City who told us the plague was actually an intentional genocide. If what he said was true, if the plague was a secret attempt to massacre my people, it coincides with the slaughter of the Voscijas. Do you think there’s any chance they’re connected?” You aren't alone in that thought... She laughed again. “Every time I learn something new, I realize that I still have so much more to learn! Who knew how fascinating I would find the study of godstrolls?”
  14. drsawzall

    Chapter 4

    Those "what ifs" are actually...
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    Chapter 12

    Thank you for this,!!
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    Chapter 10

    Nice to see a calm and quiet chapter...NOT!!! What to say here, the tests come back negative, Pete seems to make a new friend, Micca Onenut along with his boss seem to be catching the endemic disease here at GA called Stickupyourasssideways...and Mitch looking to join the club...only it won't be a stick lodged there... Pete just may be a candidate as a place kicker and the extra points kicker for the football team... And have we heard the last from Pete's mother and the neanderthals who pass as his uncles???
  17. Methinks Mr. Hayward has a thing for Greg...His interests has me curious as to the connection he is forming with Vaughan and Dan...
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    On way Home

    most likely I am entirely wrong, but I noticed an undercurrent in the following paragraph... "What you are seeing here today, is our family secure retreat, which is fully self-contained with our own water and power supply and septic systems from the whole complex, what you see here is one of two underground complexes that can house not just our family, but also a large number of people. Not even Jarrad’s parents or siblings know about this place, and we hope to keep it that way for Oscar’s safety,” Gramps said. It leaves me to wonder if somehow Oscar is a bit more important that we realize???
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    The Troll

    Not sure what to say here...this is becoming repetitive...
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    Chapter 8

    I turned 18 in 1972 with the war in Viet Nam still raging and my number in the draft lottery was 323 if I remember correctly. I was a junior in high school with another year left. I buckled my ass down and hit the books on the subjects I wasn't truly proficient in. It paid off as I graduated 10th in my class and a college scholarship to boot!! By that time the war started to wind down and not soon enough for the boys who gave their all over there and those who suffered wounds both physical and mental. Then not to mention those who lost their lives way too soon due to exposure to Agent Orange and its fellow herbicides...ah...enough of the history lesson with one last thought, there is a special place in hell for Henry Kissinger... I think Stanley and Maxwell might have a couple of sobering encounters but will find safety... It must be a communicable disease here at GA, but has anyone noticed that Roger, the fuckwad, has also come down with stickstuckupyourasssideways???? Change the freaking will, don't let him sell the house or handle any financial matters for you!!!! Time to find a competent attorney!!!
  21. drsawzall

    Chapter Four

    Well, when Tarn meets the 'unknown' beggar, one wonders what sort of conversation will follow when the two get to chatting, especially when it's discussed who Tarn is working for!!
  22. drsawzall

    Chapter 6

    For those curious minds... Judging by all the extraneous wires it also works the stereo and receiver as well!!!
  23. drsawzall

    Chapter 5

    Just imagine the fun the gang could have with a bunch of discontented leprechauns...
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    Chapter 5

    Reminds me of a play by Shakespeare where the most memorable line was to, if I remember correctly..."To wank to not to wank, that is the question..."
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