Shortest was at a book store. I worked for three weeks. The manager was a twenty two year old, who was about to graduate with her Bachelor Degree. She hired me to help build the shelves, stock everything, and once it was ready to open, fired me saying I seemed uncomfortable working under a woman. I was 30, it was a job while I started college, and every boss I'd had at that point was a woman, so I have no idea what her problem was. The store opened in October and closed in June. Didn't miss much.
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