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  1. Which I don't eat. I don't like overripe bananas in any form.
  2. I believe there's a term for it too.
  3. Bananas come to mind as perishable. They seem to turn from yellow to black in no time.
  4. Power. The most common cause of war. Though without a way to counter the randomness of the wormhole it's worthless.
  5. drpaladin

    Chapter 22

    A productive use of flatulence.
  6. drpaladin

    Chapter 22

    There's no technically about it. Farts are gas expelled from the nether end. Burping it up isn't a fart no matter how foul the odor.
  7. drpaladin

    Chapter 22

    It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Turning around and trying to see where the noise was coming from.
  8. drpaladin

    Chapter 22

    Have you ever seen a dog fart for the first time?
  9. drpaladin

    Chapter 22

    Or fleets of red herring.
  10. drpaladin

    Chapter 22

    Smell rotten fish much?
  11. drpaladin

    Chapter 22

    Are you implying she's a sloth? Sloths don't fart. Now herring communicate with farts. With all the red ones here it can make the space rather smelly.
  12. Uh oh is right. Leave a party planet and jump into the middle of a war. Now this is like jumping into freezing water on a summer day.
  13. Normally I'm a stickler for facts in the worst way, but this doesn't bother me. I don't recall being told in Star Trek what warp speed was or how it worked. One might suppose it warped both space and time and made these distances irrelevant. Here we don't really know what 10 light equates to. It may not be simple multiplication or it may be a measure in a warped space. After all, we don't know everything, although we frequently assume we do.
  14. drpaladin

    Chapter 22

    Or for those with dyslexia. Sell wee.
  15. drpaladin

    Chapter 22

    Nah. Forehead.
  16. The machete functions well both as a tool and a short sword. The U.S. military first witnessed the effectiveness of these with the terrifying encounters with Moro warriors and their barongs in the Phillipines. It caused the adoption of the Colt 1911 .45. Nepal's Ghurka soldiers are renowned for their fearlessness in battle and their Kukri knives.
  17. This could be one of my wall displays.
  18. drpaladin

    Chapter 22

    Texas is comprised of mostly the same things as other states.
  19. drpaladin

    Chapter 8

    Do they ever?
  20. drpaladin

    Chapter 22

    And the attack will be at night when they can't recharge from the sun.
  21. drpaladin

    Chapter 22

    Not to mention how badly they are injured.
  22. drpaladin

    Chapter 8

    Trouble nears their paradise. It isn't surprising the language has changed. It's been a thousand years. It's challenging for us to understand Old English. That these travelers threaten both Mithras and the afterlife she oversees is frightening.
  23. drpaladin

    Chapter 22

    Meh. It's what I pay accountants for.
  24. drpaladin

    Chapter 22

    Just proof of how little we have to do.
  25. drpaladin

    Chapter 22

    Considering the problems they had trying to locate MH370, I wouldn't put much faith in it.
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